Lol

"While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted. "

Whoa................. !

My wifes:

"A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club. "
 
"While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns."
 
"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are stripped and chained to the ground spread-eagle. Your torso is slit open with a razor blade, and you are covered with dozens of large rats, which proceed to feed their way into your body."

Now thats one hell of a way to go....wow.
 
"You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking."

I think I got Horse's fortune by mistake.
 
"While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death."

I am currently on the new Boa Constrictor diet....
 
"While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections."

I knew I should have given up that Wonka bar.
 
Terry_Lasater said:
"You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking."

I think I got Horse's fortune by mistake.
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LMAO :laugh: :laugh:
 
"Let it be told:
You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm."


Hey, there are worse things that could happen to me!
:thumbsup:
 
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

AHHHH that's actually one of my biggest fears!!!! "Little people" make me all sweaty and nervous.
 
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

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Jim Kilgour said:
http://thedeathpsychic.com/

Apparently for me, "In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob."

Good to know:thumbsup:
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How Ironic...

Mine is: While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
 
"You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive."

Ironic, because I do like to BBQ. Thing are looking up because I use propane almost exclusively.

I'm checking with the webmaster to see if I can have my death like Luis'
 
Mine just said;

'You will never die, but you will crave death for eternity.'

not sure what that means.
 
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