Later Y'all!
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J.R. Hudson
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Re: Later Y'all!
Isnt everyone 14 inches? I dont get it.
Isnt everyone 14 inches? I dont get it.
Mike_Donis
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Well 13-15 is the average, at least that's what I understand...but I heard Colin's nearing 20...
Well 13-15 is the average, at least that's what I understand...but I heard Colin's nearing 20...
J.R. Hudson
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Re: Later Y'all!
My god he is a freak!
My god he is a freak!
Josh_Boelter
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Here's the story from IMDB:
Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.
Maybe it's all a hoax. I think I'll put myself in my next (first) feature in a small role and leak reports that I had to cut nude scenes of myself for similar reasons.
Here's the story from IMDB:
Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.
Maybe it's all a hoax. I think I'll put myself in my next (first) feature in a small role and leak reports that I had to cut nude scenes of myself for similar reasons.
J.R. Hudson
Spirit Animal
Re: Later Y'all!
roadking67
Active member
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Johnny, If you are really 14 inches I should think you would be "getting it" pretty much on demand. Hmmm, there was another John H. in the film biz with 13.5... could this size thing be alphabetical?
P.S. There be sharks in those waters! Why go nautical? I'm going postal!
Johnny, If you are really 14 inches I should think you would be "getting it" pretty much on demand. Hmmm, there was another John H. in the film biz with 13.5... could this size thing be alphabetical?
P.S. There be sharks in those waters! Why go nautical? I'm going postal!
roadking67
Active member
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Did anyone notice that we went from a trip to Ireland to Colin Farrell's weiner in less than 2 pages? Damn, that thing MUST be huge, to have that kind of gravity. I'd bet it could suck itself! Oops, did I go too far? Humbly yours...(with apologies in advance)
Did anyone notice that we went from a trip to Ireland to Colin Farrell's weiner in less than 2 pages? Damn, that thing MUST be huge, to have that kind of gravity. I'd bet it could suck itself! Oops, did I go too far? Humbly yours...(with apologies in advance)
roadking67
Active member
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My first choice of nomenclature was "*shortform of Richard*" but every time I posted it, the word was changed to "sick". Now I know there is a conspiracy!
See, there it goes again! Fudge!! ???
My first choice of nomenclature was "*shortform of Richard*" but every time I posted it, the word was changed to "sick". Now I know there is a conspiracy!
See, there it goes again! Fudge!! ???
roadking67
Active member
Re: Later Y'all!
Hey I just realized something. Colin Farrel is Irish, and in Europe they have the metric system, so even if he is swinging 20 CENTIMETERS, that is really only about 8 inches. So we can all relax now.
I think I'm taliking to myself again.
"I'm just a guy in a phone booth, why do you want to **** with me?"
Hey I just realized something. Colin Farrel is Irish, and in Europe they have the metric system, so even if he is swinging 20 CENTIMETERS, that is really only about 8 inches. So we can all relax now.
I think I'm taliking to myself again.
"I'm just a guy in a phone booth, why do you want to **** with me?"