Egg Born Son
Veteran
Saw the movie in the theater and also rented at the red box. While I'm a fan of Sci Fi, this was just the most ridiculous concept I think I've ever seen.
(not that the basic concept of turning humans into super goo is bad, but I could think of a few ways to get a lot more goo than the way it was being farmed.)
Not to mention the fact that if your aim is to "harvest" the planet when it gets full, why not stop wars, religion, epidemics, etc? (Spanish flu cut world population by 4-5 % alone 90 years ago...why not stop that?)
I thought the concept was cool but the execution was very poor. Pretty but ultimately a snore fest. I saw this just before I saw Mad Max and consequently saw the extremes of action storytelling (or just inconsequential action in the case of Jupiter) in the space of a few days.
I wish they'd focused on the politics and the galactic otherworld instead of mindless action sequences, several of which I dozed off in the cinema to wake up only to see they were still going. I wasn't even tired going in. They were some interesting characters (hint, not the main ones), pity we only got to see them for a few minutes. I found the ordinary world and the special world clashed clumsily. I don't think they thought past the contrivance that the queen of the universe is cleaning toilets. The only part of the backstory that worked was her father and his telescope but beyond her wanting a telescope and "space" it wasn't utilized.
I didn't feel any sense of scope - of a wider world - like you do in Star Wars or even Guardians of the Galaxy. Which totally undermines the concept of a pan galactic civilisation that threatens our existence. In the context of this film Jupiter is local (as in down the street) and we never glimpse further than that. The story itself was a largely arbitrary pastiche of sequences that never felt cohesive or meaningful. I felt no sense of authentic progress in the story.
I did like the base (underdeveloped) ideas and several of the performances of minor characters. I thought the universe insofar as we glimpsed it had a lot of unrealised potential. I've watched it a couple of times since to try and work out why I didn't respond to it and the flying rollerblades don't annoy me as much now and I even find Tatum tolerable but otherwise my original impression remains unchanged. As far as the Wachowskis go I loved Matrix (the first one only), Speed Racer was a pleasant surprise and I thought Cloud Atlas was brilliant and fail to understand how people couldn't follow it. Everything else they touch has been profoundly disappointing. But better to achieve brilliance and dross than be consistently mediocre, I guess.