Jabba the Hut

Aaron Marshall

Aaron Marshall

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I have a story.

The other day I was watching Return of the Jedi with my nephew. He's six years old. His parents are fairly right wing religious type people. His eyes were glued to the screen like most kids watching Star Wars. He caught me way off guard with this one.

In his trance like state he said, "I wonder what Jabba the Hut's 'you know what' looks like?". The question wasn't directed at anyone. He just said it. At first I didn't know what he was talking about. Then it dawned on me and I laughed. I said, "I don't know, and I don't want to know. ewww". After that initial laugh subsided I started thinking , "Ya know, that's a good question.". Then I started laughing really hard for being so stupid as to ponder it further.

I told his mom (my sister) to see if she'd get a laugh out of it. She didn't think it was funny. That's when I got worried. Uh oh, I just told on this kid. I'm such a bad uncle and a nerd. She didn't make a big deal of it. It was more or less an i'll-pretend-I-didn't-heard-that" face with hints that she really did think it was funny.
 
Don't feel bad... I get that same look from all the moms when I talk to kids at Toys 'R Us about Jabba's thingy.



Seriously kids do come up with some crap, don't they? I can see where the mom would be a little perplexed... I can honestly say that I've NEVER given that even the slightest thought before this thread. For my own entertainment... and since Lucas had a hand in it... I'm going to tell myself that they used one of the Beeker puppets painted green.

No wonder Leah was so freaked out...

"mee.... me mee me mee... me..."
 
MattinSTL said:
I can honestly say that I've NEVER given that even the slightest thought before this thread.
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It never occurred to me, either. I was too busy checking out how hot Princess Leia looked in that "slave" outfit.

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on a related note, my mom tells me that once when i was little, the family was waiting to be seated in a restaurant. a big fat guy was standing near me and i apparently said, "mommy, he must have a big pee-pee!".
 
I know some people are gonna sleep well tonight after seeing the poster Blaine put up! Haha.

But wow, "Kids say the darndest things!"
 
John_Hudson said:
He's just a space slug, isn't he ? Slugs don't have birds, do they ?
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:grin: Good point. I always figured, if something is able to speak; it probably has a ding dong. I mean if it's a guy.

Taking the original question into consideration, what does Pizza-the-Hut's (from spaceballs) "you know what" look like?. It's gotta be a sausage. hahaha

Blaine said:
It never occurred to me, either. I was too busy checking out how hot Princess Leia looked in that "slave" outfit.
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I'm with you there. This is why George Lucas is a genius. He put bondage, sexuality, and hints of incest into a family film and completely got away with it. hahaha I wish Natalie Portman would have shown as much skin as Carrie Fisher.
 
Actually, slugs are hermaphroditic, so they have a little of both...
know what I mean?... nudge nudge... say no more...

I found this tidbit somewhere which seems rather interesting:

"A commonly seen practice among many slugs is apophallation, when one or both of the slugs chew off the other's member. The member of these species is curled like a cork-screw and often becomes entangled in their mate's genitalia in the process of exchanging sperm. Apophallation allows the slugs to separate themselves. Once the member has been removed, the slug remains female for the rest of its life. "

Sounds a little like Lorena Bobbitt to me.
 
twocik23 said:
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Be honest twocik, those are your toys aren't they?

Don't be ashamed. I have them too. All of them. Mint in box.

It's not like I buy doubles so I could play with them or anything. :embarasse
 
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