Is the Price believable??? $1949.00

Re: Is the Price believable??? $1949.00

hmmmm ..that is true. also i heard that the PD-170 is better to get because it performs better in low light.. i dont want to go off the road at night!! i also heard that the lamborghini is stroby when its in 5th gear so you cant move it fast at all. .. but the alien picture is totally real.. i checked up on it @ "www.realalienadventures.com" and they said it was absolutely true.
 
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Didn't Michael Moore do a documentary on those aliens? I thought someone reviewed it and they said "Michael Moore is fat."

But with the Lamborghini you can use the headlights, which helps with the low light situation. Also, I heard that the strobing is really only bad if you drive in PAL countries.
 
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:) "micheal moore is fat" barry , i couldnt keep my fajita in my mouth after reading that last post.. i kept sputtering out bit of veggie on my desk.. :D

but , yes.. that is absolutely true. when confronted with the review he tried to claim that he actually is an alien, and therfore was not fat. but the interviewer just stared at him and said .. " what part of fat dont you understand?"
then micheal farted and the interviewer ran away.. the staition cut the program off claiming "technical difficulties" but when the came back on i caught a glimpse of moore through the station window driving away on a Power Wheels barbie golf cart with his underwear in his head.


well, and then.. you know the rest..
 
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I am familiar with that production. I say "production" and not "interview" because that entire incident was faked. I can't tell you how I know, but the dead giveaway is the so called "accidental shot" of Mr. Moore on the Power Wheels Barbie* TM golf cart. Mr. Moore's mass clearly could not be supported by such a structure, and I have a scientific study to prove it. The image is entirely CG. As is Mr. Moore himself. He is entirely a creation of the CIA. Actually it/he is the result of a joint project between the now defunct Counter Intelligence/Special Investigations Group of the CIA, known as CI/SIG, and the NSA. The project was a spin-off of a CIA op known as MK/ULTRA, which featured bizarre LSD experiments on unknowing subjects. I will provide further details of the history of this project, known as Special Project Alien/Michael Moore, or SPAMM, in the next chapter.

As for the flying Lamborghini, it is real. This is the so called "flying car" that we were all promised in our youth. All of the various UFO sightings of the past 50 years have actually been test flights of experimental "flying car" prototypes. Area 51 houses the famous "skunk works" where these prototypes were developed and tested.

Here's a little teaser from chapter 2. The famous mysterious cattle abductions/mutilations of the midwest U.S. are directly linked to SPAMM. These were actually part of the early phase of the project, when they were still trying to create The Device/Michael Moore from organic material. The flesh and  organs of the cows were used in an experiment to animate dead tissue, (just a precursor to Mr. Moore himself) and develop their techniques. Of course, bovine flesh was not to be used in The Device/Michael Moore itself, they used it for testing because most cows live outdoors, (at least in this country) and are therefore easier to abduct than indoor animals, like pigs. In the original design, The Device/MIchael Moore was actually to be constructed of pork. I must point out that no functional flesh model was ever contructed during the history of SPAMM. *A later spin-off project was to sucessfully create a re-animated swineflesh device. This top secret project was known as Operation Mel Gibson, or OMG, and will be discussed in a later chapter.

Stay tuned here for chapter 2 coming soon. Keep rolling.  8)
 
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You know every time I come on DVXuser.com all I read about is how Lamborghini's are trying to look like film. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND. Lamborghini's will never be film! Geez.

By the way...I created a new word...

Lambor-vilm

;D
 
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On my lambo...I get this "clunking sound" when I accelerate and decelerate...hmmm

Man...I gotta stop riding my DVX.
 
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BTW... I'm the one who is responsible for bringing "..." to the internet. ;)
 
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.. dont know about "lambo-vilm", but i certainly think that my new "fildeo" camera is gonna ROCK!! cause when i woke up this morning i saw a leprichaun . so i asked him.. " hey , do you like fildeo?" and he said.. "dont talk to me you fat head!"

..yeah so then i knew it was definitely going to work! but anyway later on when i was eating breakfast micheal moore showed up at my door and started yelling at me for slamming him on the net, and when i tied to open the door to throw my cheerios at him, the door hit him, and he rolled away.
.. so that was cool. i knew it had to be cause of my cool fideo camera. just for kicks i painted it to look like an XL2 by writing XL2 on the side with a sharpie. but when i tried to tell my freind it was an XL2 he just laughed and told me that it obviously wasnt cause he saw one at NAB, and the sharpie handwriting was nicer on the real thing. so then i cried, and the leprachaun came back and kicked me in the shin, and stole my XL2.. which i guess was ok since it was really just a christmas coffe mug with a magnifying glass taped to the handle. but the poison pellets in it should take care of that little thieving freak. BWAHAHAAHAHAH!!! so yeah. if you get a chance buy one of my "fildeo" cameras, and also give me your wallet. .. uh yes.. and your extra fildeo equipment.
 
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