In honor of today's Twitter outage...

[Mike Harvey]

Yeah, it's old... but still funny :badputer:

Twouble with Twitters

 

[Noel Evans]

twit


Pronunciation: (twit), [key]
—n. Informal.
an insignificant or bothersome person.

 

[Charli]

Do you twit or tweat when on twitter, actually, this is a real question, I'm putting it in my script.

 

[Mike Harvey]

Tweet I believe is the proper spelling. Tweet is a noun, but also a verb (twote being the past tense).

 

[Doc Bernard]

And "having been tweeted" is the past participle.

Tweet
Tweets
Tweeter
Tweeted
Shall Tweet
Having been Tweeted
Shall/will be Tweeted
Your Tweetness (reserved for Twitter royalty)
You M@*^%^ F&%ing Tweeter (reserved for those not liked)
Tweet! (Cool, also useful for Sweet!)
Tweeeeet? (Dude, are you standing behind the door with a knife?)
Tweet. (This sucks!)

Tweeted, not the other form- twa-, well you know, is acceptable for past tense usage.

 

[dsto]

My dad used to call me Twit. As in "knock it off you twit" . Ah..the good ole days

 

[Charli]

Doc - that's hilarious!

 

[AndrewGentle]

Great video!

 

[filmguy123]

hahaha awesome. that's hilarious.