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Robbie Comeau

Robbie Comeau

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man, i can NEVER think of anything, im so ucnreative. I wanna make a short with my friend in a couple days, but guess wut/...NO IDEA NO PLOT NO SCRIPT

now i can write scripts, (enough to understand) i mean, i like it. But i can never EVER think of an idea. i thought of one but it was ralyl dirty.


im thinking of a 2-3 minte comedy. My friend, will be in it, and he has a car, so if you can think of anything, that'd be aesome

i just need an idea, u dont gutta write me a whole story

thanks!
 
Your friend is a pizza delivery guy. And this girl he really likes orders a pizza, but one of the other delivery guys gets the gig. But our hero (your friend) is determined to woo the girl by getting to her first with pizza.




- Mikko ... really shouldn't try to be creative at 5am ... and should go to bed instead.
 
TheComo said:
like fart? boobies

muffin? shoes?
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Oo! Oo!

Based on that...

A man has an unhealthy, erotic obsession to human gas. He will often feed people bran muffins in order to produce it.

It can be called "Gas".

...based off of Cronenberg's Crash.
 
TheComo said:
man, i can NEVER think of anything, im so ucnreative. I wanna make a short with my friend in a couple days, but guess wut/...NO IDEA NO PLOT NO SCRIPT

now i can write scripts, (enough to understand) i mean, i like it. But i can never EVER think of an idea. i thought of one but it was ralyl dirty.


im thinking of a 2-3 minte comedy. My friend, will be in it, and he has a car, so if you can think of anything, that'd be aesome

i just need an idea, u dont gutta write me a whole story

thanks!
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TheComo said:
man, i can NEVER think of anything, im so ucnreative. I wanna make a short with my friend in a couple days, but guess wut/...NO IDEA NO PLOT NO SCRIPT
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Sounds like maybe, just maybe, you need to pick up the newspaper and skim some news. Any news.

Or, as suggested, do some word association. Go somewhere, like a skate park, a beach, an arcade, an old folks home, a shopping mall, and just write a few words that come to mind as the world passes by.

Shopping mall: boobies, silly shoes, stupid hats, large asses, stroller, pizza, boobies, stupid pet clothes and accessories, coffee, cheap Chinese food, bad fashions.

Park: Boobies, kids and drug dealers, clueless moms, frisbee dogs, trash, bad hair, short shorts.

Arcade: Probably more boobies, kids with too much time on their hands, coins, losers and winners, more bad fashion, stupid handshakes, hormones, pants hangin' down past your ass crack, a lot of swearing, more pizza.

Old Folks Home: Experience, sadness, abandoned, sickness, sparkle in your eye, spry, baggy nylons, depends, offspring waiting for you to die, nurse (boobies), and maybe really bad food.

Then glean a story or two from the news paper, comic book, or even the advertisements.

Say you have a pizza delivery business. The driver (your friend) is dyslexic and cannot make out the address. He gets lost, passes a bank, and a robber runs out, demands he take him or her to a certain location. Your friend agrees, but only if he/she helps him deliver the pizza first.

Pick some of the qualities above to build your characters (ass crack, boobies, stupid hand shakes, bad fashions and bad food, etc...), and you have your three minute short.

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Here's a story for ya...a guy is bummed out because he wants to make a short film, but just can't think of an idea...he reads the paper...watches television...reads a book...sits on a park bench...looking for a story...

...he struggles so hard to find a story that in the background (that he doesn't see, but the audience does) are all sorts of interesting things happening...a mugging...a couple arguing...a streaker(boobies!) any bit of drama...he just does not notice all going on under his nose...all going on behind him as he sits at a park bench or outside the window of his (house/apt.) as he intently scans books/comics/the paper...then at the end he's got an idea! Its about this guy who is bummed out because he wants to make a short film, but just can't think of an idea...

RJS
 
you are in your friends car and he ask if you have the story done yet. Your friend borrowed lots of money to make the movie you promised to write. You tell him,,
 
I know what his problem is. He just keeps thinking of boobs, and they're distracting him from any creative ideas. Sure, they're very nice, but if you want to get any work done, you have to focus on something else.
 
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