I need to vent

There you go, the Hienz ketchup campaign angle we were looking for.

Heinz ketchup improves eye-hand coordination.

Pretty soon, MLB pitchers and NFL quarterbacks will be drinking Heinz like Gatorade.

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Perhaps the yougsters were filming a Heinz Commercial that involved.... a Drive by condimenting.
 
My girlfriend had somebody throw something at her car from ONCOMING traffic! It shattered the windshield and she nearly had a major accident! Thankfully she didn't, but it could have been really bad.

Years ago I used to drive out to Colorado every year to go skiing with whatever girl I had at the time... and driving back one night... going probably 80+ mph... we had somebody throw a big bottle of something at us from an overpass! Fortunately I was awake enough to dodge the item, but we very well COULD have been KILLED!

Kids today need more ass-whoopins... bring back "the spanking" and be sure it's hard.

You should have said you turned around but couldn't catch up with them.
 
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