I have reason to believe he didn't like the film.....

As bad as it might have been (and I don't like any of the POTC movies), it's a rant written by a guy who admits paying to see Mr Magoo.
 
Judging by the trailer (and the parts of the other movies I've managed to sit through), this is right on.
 
Never a huge fan of the series either. 1 was fun, but with each sequel the things I disliked about the first, (a haphazardly plotted script, arbitrary fantasy rules, a bombastic score), seemed to get worse with each film. This seems like the nadir.
 
As bad as it might have been (and I don't like any of the POTC movies), it's a rant written by a guy who admits paying to see Mr Magoo.

Yeah, but it's got naughty words in it, so I had to read.

(I absolutely loved 2 and 3, more even than 1, but he was right in saying that 4 was just a product.)
 
I wanted to rip my eyes out with my keys while watching the second one. Did it really need to be two and a half hours long?
 
I am sad that the movie was bad enough to deserve that kind of roasting... I really wish the series was salvageable but the 3rd was awful and this looks worse... I had such high hopes for this franchise after the 1st movie.
 
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