HVX delivery postponed? rumor?

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brianluce

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My friend's sister is allegedly sleeping with a guy who knows someone who allegedly works at Panasonic. My friend said the delivery date has been postponed to March of 2009. can anyone confirm? Jan?
 
I recently slept with a very drunk girl that had slept with a guy who's uncle slept with a man, yes a man, who's half-sister once walked through a park where a person wearing a Panasonic shirt and was walking a dog that took a crap, but she didn't notice till she stepped in it. The guy apologized and told her about the new camera coming out that he'd heard about from a third cousin who's blind and has everything read to her by a brother who once wrote for South Park and tends to exagerate everything he hears, and he insisted the rumors aren't true but that he did in fact have sex with Hillary Clinton in the oval office just to get even with Bill. So when asked to elaborate he deffered to the only expert he knew: Dr. Ruth Westimheimer, the famous sex doctor that's like eighty-something years old, and she laid it out plain and simple: The deliver date is entirely relative to who's penis is attached to which vagina. Dr. Ruth, however, would neither confirm or deny her own visit the Oval office during Bill's tenure.

Now I'm not one for rumors, but I gotta say: that sounds pretty damn convincing to me!
 
Congratulations are not in order - in fact, in order to sneak out early next morning without waking her I had to chew my arm off at the elbow. Damn that Jagermeister!
 
brianluce said:
My friend's sister is allegedly sleeping with a guy who knows someone who allegedly works at Panasonic. My friend said the delivery date has been postponed to March of 2009. can anyone confirm? Jan?
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Ha Ha! That's funny...I'm funny. :laugh:

Kev
 
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