How to make some do immoral stuff

Tim Joy

Tim Joy

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What's that? Need to convince your friend to be a hit man for that neighbor's noisy dog?
Need to catch a politician in the act?
Need to convince yourself that those 12 mistresses are perfectly moral?

No problem, your cellphone might be the cure for apprehension against immorality-

EM FIELD, BEHIND RIGHT EAR SUSPENDS MORALITY

This new finding, from MIT, should cause scientists to more closely examine the risks to human health posed by mobile phones and other wireless, personal technologies. — M.B.

MIT neuroscientists believe they have isolated the brain region — just behind the right ear — where moral judgements take place.

And they can suspend someone’s ability to judge right from wrong, simply by generating a magnetic field near the same spot where many of us hold our cellular phones and wireless, Bluetooth, headsets.
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http://heretic.blastmagazine.com/2010/03/em-field-behind-right-ear-suspends-morality/
 
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Sure.

In a not-too-distant future, John Taylor (Ewan McGregor) works for a government agency that uses cell phones to control people's minds. But one day, he finds himself framed for a crime he didn't commit and has to fight both the government and his corrupt partner to save the girl he just met so they both won't fall victim to the government's mind control.
There's a showdown in the end where he wins of course, it's all written by Akiva Goldsman and directed by Francis Lawrence.
 
Hmm.

Agents.

Lawyers.

Stockbrokers.

All people who characteristically spend a lot of time with cell phones to their ears.

No perceptible morality impairment, though.
 
Jawa Ex Machina said:
Sure.

In a not-too-distant future, John Taylor (Ewan McGregor) works for a government agency that uses cell phones to control people's minds. But one day, he finds himself framed for a crime he didn't commit and has to fight both the government and his corrupt partner to save the girl he just met so they both won't fall victim to the government's mind control.
There's a showdown in the end where he wins of course, it's all written by Akiva Goldsman and directed by Francis Lawrence.
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So, it's a documentary?
 
Sad Max said:
Hmm.

Agents.

Lawyers.

Stockbrokers.

All people who characteristically spend a lot of time with cell phones to their ears.

No perceptible morality impairment, though.
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No... none at all... hmmmm sarcasm anyone? :D

btw- I hate making typos in the thread title and can't change it. My excuse is that I was morally compromised at the time. I had my right ear a little too close to the wifi antenna.

Next thing we'll be hearing is the 'cellphone defense'... "I swear your honor, I was talking on the phone when I killed him. The phone made me do it..."
 
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