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Cornflower Method

  1. Collect cornflour, a bowl with a cup of water and green (or the color of the food you ate last night) food coloring (Make sure that the food coloring is the liquid type.)
  2. Put one teaspoon food coloring in the bowl of water.
  3. Put 6 big spoons of cornflour in.
  4. Mix well. When it starts to become smooth add 3 more spoons of cornflour.
  5. Put it in a plastic bag. The next morning make sure you wake up early and spread the fake vomit all over the bed. You're done!
  6. Call for your GIRL Friend and wait and see how She reacts.
  7. Enjoy your day without the pest!



Biscuits/Cookie Method

  1. Take some ordinary biscuits(cookies) (chocolate ones tend to be better)
  2. Chew them in your mouth but do not swallow them
  3. Spit it into your sick bowl (if you do not have a sick bowl do it in the toilet, but sick bowls are better)
  4. Add a tiny bit of water.
  5. Take out any remaining chocolate parts
  6. This is the easier way!




Chocolate Candy Method

  1. Find some chocolate candy, particularly a "Butterfinger." Butterfingers are available at any grocery stores near you.
  2. Chew it up, but don't swallow.
  3. If you have a "sick bowl" make a barfing sound, loud enough that your parents can hear it, but not too loud.
  4. leave some of it hanging on the side of your mouth, or on your chin. But don't make it too obvious.
  5. When in your "sick bowl"(if you have one), you can either leave it in the bowl, drop it in the toilet, or "spill" it on the floor (not recommended).
    • If you spit out the chocolate candy on the floor, it would be more credible.




Oatmeal Method

  1. Take the mug and quarter-fill it with ordinary oatmeal.
  2. Add just enough milk so that the oats start to rise from the bottom of the cup.
  3. Add a teaspoon of wholegrain mustard (the one with the seeds). You can miss this step if you have none.
  4. Add a little wholegrain or normal flour.
  5. If you have eaten cereal or vegetables recently, and you still have some left over, chew it up and spit it into the mix.
  6. Blast it in the microwave for about 1 minute.
  7. If it's too thick, add a little hot water and stir.




Tips

  • Put an elastic band around the top of the plastic bag.
  • To make it grosser, chew apples, corn or anything edible. Chew one thing first then spit it in to the fake barf, repeat it one by one then mix it with a spoon
  • Also try to put in leftover food from dinner that was eaten the night before
  • You may also want to put some like in a toilet and show your Wife.
  • uhh or put some in your wife's shoes you know the $100 designer ones.





Warnings

  • Don't do this too many times!
  • Make sure you don't get the food coloring on your clothes; it stains!
  • Make sure your Wife don't see you making the vomit.
  • It is possible that your Wife will not believe your trick. If this happens, Throw her in the trunk of your car and send her packing.




Things You'll Need

  • Cornflour
  • Green food coloring
  • A cup of water
  • Big spoon
  • Tea spoon
  • Plastic bag
  • Elastic band
  • Leftovers/Food

Enjoy ....sharring is caring!:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
 
I like the way your mind works. Vomit should be the qualifier for entry into Monster Fest. Bring the 666.
 
Why make fake vomit when you can get real one? :)
I remember a school trip decades ago... had a lot of sausages and too many beers... trust me, vomit doesn't get anymore gross than this!
 
Let's not forget the ole' Dick Smith/Exorcist favorite, split pea soup.... I still get the queasy thinking about that.
 
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