Hilarious Thoughts

[JasonFox]

I like the cop one at the end. I wonder...

My dad was a cop for almost 30 years. By the time I was old enough to care, he was no longer a patrolman, but would sometimes still bring home an unmarked car. When we'd go out in it, people would still pass, but they'd always look over their shoulders into the grill to see if dad had flipped the lights on.

But it was more fun to play with the radar gun.

 

[Hawk Teflon]

That list was amazing. It felt like the first time I received a funny forward, and things were still funny back then. Too much of the internet sucks nowadays. This ... does not.

 

[Larry Rutledge]

In any event, LarryR should get some good mileage out of these quotes on facebook. ;b

Terry - never point out the man behind the curtain. My plan was to interweave these through my other "thoughts" so they would hopefully go undetected as being all from this one source :evil: