Have we really gotten this lazy?

On reading the title I intended a one word reply, "yes"... I figured it was too easy.

The toothpaste tube has been a SMALL pet peeve of mine in every live-in relationship I've had... my ex-wife created an asteroid of hardened toothpaste off the top of the tube in less then a week...

The crest "neat squeeze" was the answer. :)

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Hey I'm just sayin'... I don't want a whole damn apparatus in my bathroom just for toothpaste, but if you live with a toothpaste slob you can cure that concern for an extra .50 or so. (although now I'm back to regular tubes because I'm enough older that I don't sweat things like that)
 
wow..it disperses a hershey kiss. for morons who can't seem to negotiate the pesky tube. since it claims "vaccuum force", that dyson wierdo can jump on this and make sure is doesn't lose a single bit of suction. then they all win. not a microbe of toothepaste left. the first truely empty tube ever.
 
There are so many things wrong with that toothpaste dispenser. For one, it just transfers your gobbing, disgusting messy tube problem to the wall. Notice their looped simulation was CGI. I'm sure in real world use that thing would get DISGUSTING. And, like leepback said, who wants to scrape the end of the dispenser with your toothbrush after everyone else has?

In the immortal words of Cleveland Brown: "Oh, now that's just nasty."
 
ZazaCast said:
This is my favorite: http://www.cleanishappy.com/
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My Lord. This some of the corniest, cheesiest, most ridiculous writing I've ever heard. Listen to these gems:




“Do what you came to do and then reach for the remote….no one will ever know you were there….nice.”

”paper tends to distribute the problem….hands liberated from their usual chores. Now free for crossword puzzles, phone calls, shadow puppets….nice.”

“the washlet is some of the most remarkable technology you’ll find anywhere. That you find it all in a toilet seat makes it more amazing.”

“I never thought my toilet could be an oasis of comfort and happiness….who knew?”

“For places to try one, or buy one, click up there” (what do you do? Go to a factory outlet, bring a crossword puzzle and say “I’m thinking of buying one but first, I need to make a dootie”)

“On cold mornings the warm seat will make you feel sorry for anyone who isn’t you.”
 
Toto is like the Mecedes Benz of toilets. I put one on eBay that someone gave me and made some nice cash.
 
the reenactment of the toothpaste is funny. Always good to have epileptics stand in for that shot. lol
 
That toto website is the funniest serious thing I've seen in quite some time... that said it's also a crazy cool website.
 
ZazaCast said:
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FYI.... I found the web site when I was researching "the worst web sites ever" in Google.
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Contest wise, that's what I mean... it's trying be serious but is so cheese-ball it's awful, just ridiculous.

The quality of the flash programming and production values is insane. That is one of the slickest programmed websites I've ever seen.
 
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