Guy gets DUI on motorized bar stool.

saw a guy get a dui on a motorized cooler riding on the sidewalk. the cooler was full of course. dumb, but damned creative.
 
Thank God that brave officer apprehended that guy on the riding lawn mower going 5 mph and *gasp* drinking a beer! Had those men in blue not come along he might have accidentally mowed a parkway.

My favorite part of the barstool story is the description "drunkard"... what the hell started that word anyway? Is that formal for Drunk? Here's by brother Edward the Drunkard... but you can call him Ed the Drunk for short.

If I were pulled over by an officer for riding a motorized cooler full of beers down the sidewalk... I'd plead with the cop, "C'mon officer... you gotta' let me go... at least this thing 'aint full of human heads!" (can't argue with that)
 
MattinSTL said:
If I were pulled over by an officer for riding a motorized cooler full of beers down the sidewalk... I'd plead with the cop, "C'mon officer... you gotta' let me go... at least this thing 'aint full of human heads!" (can't argue with that)
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true. noone likes the "crazy white guy" in jail. :Drogar-Smoke(DBG):
 
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