Funniest movie lines or scenes

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[quote author=disjecta link=board=movies;num=1104901518;start=15#18 date=01/05/05 at 11:58:34]From Meet the Parents:

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes (De Niro): I have nipples, Focker, could you milk me? [/quote]

lmao!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
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One of my faves is from Big Trouble in Little China when one of Lo Pan's gangsters whips out a butterfly knife (if I recall correctly) and does a few fancy-schmancy moves with it to threaten Jack Burton.

Jack (with a confused look on his face): Where'd you get that?
 
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Life of Brian (loosely):

He IS the Messiah! I must know, I've followed a few!​

-- OR --

Brian:
You are all individuals!

Crowd (in unison):
Yes, Master, we are all different!

Brian:
You are all different!

Crowd (in unison):
Yes, we are all different!

Man in crowd:
I am not...​
 
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Ace Ventura

Ace as the ex-football player / mental patient

The whole scene! (especially when he smashes his head on the seat)


Also before going to the mental clinic

He visits Ray Finkles Parent's house

Ace - Hi I'm looking for Ray Finkle (Ray's dad pulls out his riffle)
       ..,and a clean pair of shorts
 
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Well almost every seen with Frank Drebin in the Naked gun.

But one of the most funnist must be when he hit the fisherman at the Los Angeles International Harbour with his car.
 
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Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

The scene in the nature preserve when he gets stuck in the mechanical rhino and, to escape, births himself out its rectum in front of a family of park patrons.

I have nearly burst an appendix watching this scene. It does not get less funny no matter how many times I've seen it. If you watch it with the sound muted - it is only 80% as funny.

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Oh ****! Evil Homer nails it with the Ace Ventura Pet Detective institutionalization scene. That is another internal organ busting scene right there.

I dare not drink any milk prior to watching these scenes in particular. Really, there are some incredibly funny moments in Liar, Liar and Dumb and Dumber too.

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Great to see Jim Carry blast the serious stuff but he better not forget his roots with stuff like Ace.
 
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[quote author=overlandfilms link=board=movies;num=1104901518;start=15#25 date=01/05/05 at 19:22:10]Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

The scene in the nature preserve when he gets stuck in the mechanical rhino and, to escape, births himself out its rectum in front of a family of park patrons.
[/quote]

So true! I almost died watching that scene. Freakin ridiculous.
 
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The Rhino was a brilliant scene. One time, a friend of mine in band camp, worked on that movie in San Antonio and he read us the Intro (cliffhanger) and the scene involving a Rhino. We were cracking up just hearing about it. Classic.

Dumb and Dumber:
Harry: "Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her enough or somethin. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention."

Lloyd: "First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I got that romantic, old fashioned feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
Harry: "That's a special feeling Lloyd."

Lloyd: "Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? ....AGHEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Lloyd: "Where the water flows like wine and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."
 
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[quote author=P.K. Gillock link=board=movies;num=1104901518;start=15#29 date=01/05/05 at 21:56:54]a friend of mine in band camp...[/quote]

LOL

Lloyd: "Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? ....AGHEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Click to expand...

LMAO
 
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probably anything from anchorman, which im sorry, but i LOVED.
"you have a filthy, whorish mouth"
"look over there! the most glorious rainbow!
-Do me on it!"
"yeah there were horses and fire and Brick killed a guy!
-I killed a man with a trident!"
"It smells like the inside of a fake leg!
-It smells like a used diaper filled with indian food!
-eww it smells like big foots d1ck!"
 
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Anchorman is the funniest movie in a long long time. The DVD is going to be great. Supposedly they have enough extra footage to make a whole new 60 minute movie. There was some funny stuff in the trailer that wasn't in the movie.

In the boardroom -
Ron: "Let's make a baby!"
 
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Well you guys have covered a lot of classics of mine so I wont be repetative.

Princess Bride:

Pretty much all the lines delivered by Vizzini. The best payoff being:

Vizzini: He didn't fall. Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Vizzini and Westley's scene with the poisoned wine.

And of course Andre's and Fezzik's ryhming game.


Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid:

B C:How many are following us?
Kid: All of them!

Kid:I can't swim!
BC: What are you crazy, the fall will probably kill you!

Villian:Rules? In a knife fight? No rules.
Kid: (counting quickly)1,2,3 go
BC: (runs up and kicks him in the groin)

Kid: Did you say they were hired permanent?
Etta: No, just until they kill you.

The whole "Who are those guys?" scene.

Brain Candy:

Scientist:I have invented a pill that gives worms to ex girlfriends
Executive:Un, right and what's good about that?
Scien:Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex girlfriends
Exec:Could it also give worms to ex boyfriends?
Scein:This is a drug......for the world .... to give worms to ex girlfrinds
Exec:Well, good. Thanks for stopping by.
Scein: You just don't get it!


Kingpin:

Ishmael: Run for the hills everybody!!! There's a **** cloud coming!

Announcer: So Roy, where you been for the past 15 years?
Roy: Well, I um well you see...Drinking....Lots of drinking.
Announcer: I see. Are you still drinking?
Roy: No...I um, uh, I....Why, you buying?

Roy: (after getting kick in crotch by claudia) Mommy! You must have a wide foot because you got both of them.

Stakeout:

Emilo Etevez's character is playing name that movie quote with Richard Dreyfuss' character....
EE: "This is no boating accident!"
RD: Umm, Nope, Don't know!



It's fun reliving all the laughs but I guess this is getting long and I got to get back to work. >:(
 
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May have been the mood I was in at the time.
Almost died laughing during watching "Dirty Rotten Scoundrals" when Steve Martin as the idiot turns to the Michael Cain character while seated at the table and asks if he may relieve himself. Then does so where he's seated.
As mentioned earlier the scene from the same movie where Cain is caning Martin is also a hoot. Could hardly catch my breath at first viewing. Funny the 1000th time. Brilliant editing.
 
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Hmmmm......I prefer more subtle humor....like Charlie Sheen after the credits of The Chase.

:P
 
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That scene where Pacinos buddy "Angel' gets sawed in half by the Columbian with the chainsaw and then Manny busts in and guns down the Columbian whore and then when Pacino runs into the street and shoots the dude in the head in front of the elderly people; that one 'muscle guy' in the background wearing 'dolphin shorts'....

Hilarious
 
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