FAT MONSTER FILMS presents "O2" ... Every. Breath. Counts.

[Mark Johnson]

Sorry - BABYBLAINE(tm). Sounds like a wise investment. I'll be purchasing many of these for the christmas season. What's the best way to store one of these? Should I place them facing Hollywood?

Unfortunately, no matter what position or place you put them in, they tend to gravitate towards young asian directors. When in the proximity of same they usually begin vocalizing in a shrill tone: "Do you realize what time it is? We've got to get this f*cking shot done and move on to the next scene. ... Where's the f*cking craft services? I need a drink!"

 

[Mark Johnson]

 

[Charlie Anderson]

BABYBLAINE should be a requirement for BLAINEFEST

 

[Mark Johnson]

Ancient Korean directing secret:

 

[Charlie Anderson]

I need to have my title under my name changed to:

Not "The"

 

[Mark Johnson]

Charlie Anderson rocks. Not THE Charlie Anderson. No, not him.

 

[Jeff Anderson]

Does BabyBlaine (TM) come with 100% Cocaine or is that a separate accessory?

 

[Mark Johnson]

 

[Matthew R. Rodwell]

You're title won't get you a PG rating... Try changing that second word

 

[Mark Johnson]

Does BabyBlaine (TM) come with 100% Cocaine or is that a separate accessory?

that's our fearless director, Tim. He relies on coke to get anything done.

 

[Charlie Anderson]

You're title won't get you a PG rating... Try changing that second word

It's an inside joke for those who figured out the title of the movie as it's in my notes on the uber secret website

 

[Jeff Anderson]

Yeah shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - dont go to mark's secret website here FOFMFSW RULZ!!!

 

[Mark Johnson]

This politically incorrect jest was dictated to me by our director. So complain to him if you are offended.

 

[Mark Johnson]

We Have A New Winner!!!!

We Have A New Winner!!!!

Matthew R. Rodwell has SUCCESSFULLY decoded the FatMonster Timefest TITLE and has been admitted to the uber secret naked photo site!!!

 

[Mark Johnson]

Ok, guys. I'm going to go ahead and post the link to the private website but will keep it active for ONLY five minutes. TIME IS RUNNING!!! click HERE

 

[Dallas]

I visited the super secret FOFM page, and I see Charlie actually had to use a pencil to decipher the code.

LOL, snort.

 

[Mark Johnson]

 

[Zak Forsman]

haha! all in good fun.... but just for that here's the real link...

http://www.fatmonsterfilms.com/exclusive_bts.html

 

[Zak Forsman]

she has a nice smile.

 

[Jeff Anderson]

I just wish I was as smart as Charlie and started with a full sheet of paper - I went through like 5 torn off pieces of paper before I figured it out. I'm not so hot at these cyphering things. See how smart Charlie is HERE.