DVXUser thinks I'm dead.

JasonFox

JasonFox

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I don't know what's sadder: The fact that I'm turning 35 and still have neither a Triumph (cycle) nor a hovercraft, or that I've been left off the DVXUser list of member birthdays that's on the front page.

Oh well, I'm sure this birthday will end up being tamer than in days gone by anyway:

September 18, 2002 - Celebrates thirtieth birthday by regaling the youthful hipsters at the DQ with tales of Pong and and the Betamax vs. VHS wars. Later, cuts loose “Cy Sperling style” with a case a Propecia™. Finally arrested after charging into a Conoco on a Krispy Kreme®-fueled rage demanding Slim Jims, Marlboros and “the stalest microwave burrito you Don Juan Bastardos got.”

Tonight I search, Don Quixote-style, for decent barbecue in Dallas.
 
JasonFox said:
I don't know what's sadder: The fact that I'm turning 35 and still have neither a Triumph (cycle) nor a hovercraft, or that I've been left off the DVXUser list of member birthdays that's on the front page.
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At least I'm not the only one.

Oh...can you post attachments? Just looking for a pattern here.

You old man. :)
 
From a 37 year old guy who's birthday was remembered on DVXUser, I can say it's better to play it down.

I hope you finally get that Triumph - better yet, I'm going to predict that this is the year you will! On the hovercraft, been there, done that and all I can say is that they're really a drag in reality. Heh-heh... drag.

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Happy birthday!

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Thanks everyone.

1. The pregnant wife would not have been pleased with strippers, so it's okay that they somehow ended up at Surreal's place.

2. GenDer - I can add attachments, so you're even more screwed than me.

3. Charli - the BBQ was a bust. The meat was okay, but Dallas joints seem to have an obsession with sweet sauce. I prefer vinegar-based.

4. Isaac - you got me.

5. Overland - actually, I've been pining for a Bonnie or '03 Thunderbird. But nice thought!

6. I do have my b-day set in my user profile.

7. bball - You're a fetus. Now dump that girl. :)

At least I managed to bleed on the mountain bike trail this afternoon.
 
There's no mountains in Dallas. At least not in Richardson - that's where I roll. They do have a delightful Condoms To Go outlet though.

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Happy Birfday, Jason! You're still a pup from my perspective... :beer:

You and Dan are not alone; my birthday doesn't show either (less than one week away).
 
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