Kirk Gillock
Rebel with a cause
It's that time of year again. Time to make a list of the things you want to do to improve your life. In other words, a list of things you want to do, but most likely will not because of laziness, procrastination, addiction, or you lost the list.
Here's mine:
#1 - Build a time machine to change devastating world events from happening. First mission; Go back and stop myself from seeing "Stealth".
#2 - Eat more candy. It makes me happy.
#3 - Lose a few pounds. My gut makes me sad.
#4 - Rule the world and put all DVXuser names on a protected list. No harm will come to them, although they will need to kneel before me.
#5 - Start smoking. It just looks cool.
#6 - Stop smoking. It just looks gross.
#7 - Use the time machine to go back and destory the time machine. It must not fall into the wrong hands.
#8 - Exercise more often. Must keep active.
#9 - Relax more often. I'm too old. Being active might cause me to slip and fall.
#10 - Be a better friend. Be a better uncle. Be a better brother. Be a better son. Be a better DVXuser.
So what are your New Year's Resolutions?
Happy New Year everyone and thank you for making 2005 a very special year.
PK
Here's mine:
#1 - Build a time machine to change devastating world events from happening. First mission; Go back and stop myself from seeing "Stealth".
#2 - Eat more candy. It makes me happy.
#3 - Lose a few pounds. My gut makes me sad.
#4 - Rule the world and put all DVXuser names on a protected list. No harm will come to them, although they will need to kneel before me.
#5 - Start smoking. It just looks cool.
#6 - Stop smoking. It just looks gross.
#7 - Use the time machine to go back and destory the time machine. It must not fall into the wrong hands.
#8 - Exercise more often. Must keep active.
#9 - Relax more often. I'm too old. Being active might cause me to slip and fall.
#10 - Be a better friend. Be a better uncle. Be a better brother. Be a better son. Be a better DVXuser.
So what are your New Year's Resolutions?
Happy New Year everyone and thank you for making 2005 a very special year.
PK