We ran into that and emailed back saying we would accept Paypal only and the fool STILL replied that he was ready to pay Western Union. We emailed him back saying we would accept Soviet Union before Western Union!
..go through with the transaction. use a phoney return address and mail it from an automated postal unit to ship her some water ballons or plastic bags full of cat urine and cow/horse/large dog feces. make sure that the bag or balloon will be safe on the trip, but it will burst or spray when the package is opened. and be sure that the box you ship it in will let it run out onto their carpet and shoes somehow when its opened and it bursts. ..we dont want the box you shipped it in to save them from your wrath.
..of cousre all at you own discretion. but i think they deserve it. im only joking of course.. but if you were so inclined...... lol
I like iamloser's idea with one addition. A variation on the burning bag of dog-doo on the porch. Send the dog-doo, cat-crap, cow patties, etc. packed in such a way that the box starts to burn when opened ... dung, dung everywhere!
I would like to expand on Moonwinds idea. Soak dog/cat/cow crapola in pint of good old fashioned six pack r-e-l-i-e-f and place it all in a waterproof box atop two squibs. Open the lid and POW, a real life sh*t storm! :laugh: