Come up with a neat joke! (and get in the credits)
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Roberto Suarez
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There was a nun walking down the street, kind and harmless as you can get, and a drunk punch her in the face. When the nun falls down, the drunk kicks her and say "Here you go, Batman"
Batman was brand new in those WW2 years, so some soldiers can not get the joke, or get it slowly "Who is batman?" "Is the guy in black clothes, like Superman in black clothes", etc
Batman was brand new in those WW2 years, so some soldiers can not get the joke, or get it slowly "Who is batman?" "Is the guy in black clothes, like Superman in black clothes", etc
ZazaCast
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4 Nuns die is a terrible bus crash and arrive at the pearly gates. Saint Peter informs them that they must first confess their sins before entering heaven.
The first Nun steps up and confesses that she pleasured a man with her right hand. Saint Peter tells her she is forgiven, asks her to dip her right hand in the fountain water and enter.
The second Nun steps up and confesses she once pleasured a man with her left hand. Again, she is forgiven, dips her left hand in the fountain water and enters.
Just as the third Nun is stepping up, the forth Nun jumps in front of her and asks.... can I take a drink from the fountain before she sticks here ass in it?
:shocked:
rogar-Happy(DBG):
The first Nun steps up and confesses that she pleasured a man with her right hand. Saint Peter tells her she is forgiven, asks her to dip her right hand in the fountain water and enter.
The second Nun steps up and confesses she once pleasured a man with her left hand. Again, she is forgiven, dips her left hand in the fountain water and enters.
Just as the third Nun is stepping up, the forth Nun jumps in front of her and asks.... can I take a drink from the fountain before she sticks here ass in it?
:shocked:
rogar-Happy(DBG):jdkhanlian
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Soldier1: I wish we had money to buy some food because I am so hungry.
Soldier2: We may be able to eat without money...
Soldier3: How!?
Soldier2: There is a butcher in a town not too far from here. He has the most glorious meats hanging on the wall in his shop... ribs, duck, steaks...
Soldier1: Yeah?
Soldier2: Normally, he will charge you for whatever you want, just like a normal butcher would. But sometimes he allows you to make a wager... and if we can meet his challenge, we'll eat for free.
(cut to curious looks on Soldier1 and Soldier3)
Soldier2: At the very top of the wall which is covered with meats, hangs the most expensive and delicious of all his meats, the steaks. The challenge he will give us will be to get the steaks down without using a ladder, a stool, or any other device to assist us in our effort. If we can do this, he will give us the steaks for free. But if we fail to get the steaks down, then he will charge us for them even though we will not get to eat them.
Soldier1: But what if we can't get them down? We don't have the money to pay him.
Soldier2: That's the risk we are taking. I am not sure what he will do in that situation, but he is known to have a temper... and a gun.
Soldier3: Well, what do you think?
Soldier2: I don't know... I think the steaks are just too high.
(Soldier3 smiles after a second, but Soldier1 still has a serious look on his face.)
Soldier1: I think we should do it!
(Soldier2 and Soldier 3 erupt in to laughter)
Soldier2: ...maybe tomorrow.
Soldier2: We may be able to eat without money...
Soldier3: How!?
Soldier2: There is a butcher in a town not too far from here. He has the most glorious meats hanging on the wall in his shop... ribs, duck, steaks...
Soldier1: Yeah?
Soldier2: Normally, he will charge you for whatever you want, just like a normal butcher would. But sometimes he allows you to make a wager... and if we can meet his challenge, we'll eat for free.
(cut to curious looks on Soldier1 and Soldier3)
Soldier2: At the very top of the wall which is covered with meats, hangs the most expensive and delicious of all his meats, the steaks. The challenge he will give us will be to get the steaks down without using a ladder, a stool, or any other device to assist us in our effort. If we can do this, he will give us the steaks for free. But if we fail to get the steaks down, then he will charge us for them even though we will not get to eat them.
Soldier1: But what if we can't get them down? We don't have the money to pay him.
Soldier2: That's the risk we are taking. I am not sure what he will do in that situation, but he is known to have a temper... and a gun.
Soldier3: Well, what do you think?
Soldier2: I don't know... I think the steaks are just too high.
(Soldier3 smiles after a second, but Soldier1 still has a serious look on his face.)
Soldier1: I think we should do it!
(Soldier2 and Soldier 3 erupt in to laughter)
Soldier2: ...maybe tomorrow.
jdkhanlian
Active member
slight rewording(I think it will work better this way):
Soldier2:I don't know... I think the steaks might just be too high.
Soldier1: No, I think we should do it!
...looking forward to my credit.
Soldier2:I don't know... I think the steaks might just be too high.
Soldier1: No, I think we should do it!
...looking forward to my credit.