Caption This!... (squeez bacon)

[Terry_Lasater]

 

[MattinSTL]

I got nuthin' but observations on this one;

"Don't settle for no-name squeeze-able bacon, insist on Vilhelm Lilleflask's SQUEEZ BACON (tm)!"



Seriously... so proud to put the name on it... and a trademark for "squeez bacon"... are there competitors?

I see something about "Amerikans" on that bottle too... uh, c'mon... yeah we got a lot of fatties here... but I have yet to see squeezable bacon in this country. How can the country with the hottest women on the planet have such a product!?

 

[Erik Olson]

Move over bacon, now there's something sqeezier!

It's a good thing they aren't in the Squeez Burger business, cause that - whatever that is - is nasty looking.

 

[MattinSTL]

Move over bacon, now there's something sqeezier!

FTW. :happy:

 

[RandomHero]

"Squeez Bacon: It looks exactly the same in your arteries."

 

[Sad Max]

Now packaged with a No.4 catheter so you can squeeze the bacony goodness directly into your coronary arteries...

 

[Blaine]

Okay, guys, stand back, take a deep breath and let's stop hating on the bacon...yum...:thumbsup:

 

[Sad Max]

I don't hate on the bacon...I'm just mistrustful of processed bottled squeezable bacon-like pastes and spreads...

...speaking of good bacon, anyone try that all-natural uncured bacon that comes in the plastic packs from Trader Joe's? Best damned bacon, ever. Cook it in the oven at 400F, takes a while but boy howdy is it ever worth the wait...

 

[Captain Pierce]

Dear Vilhelm,

Please send two cases to my address. I will gladly pay extra for overnight shipping.

Thank you,
Captain Pierce

 

[Blaine]

I don't hate on the bacon...I'm just mistrustful of processed bottled squeezable bacon-like pastes and spreads...

...speaking of good bacon, anyone try that all-natural uncured bacon that comes in the plastic packs from Trader Joe's? Best damned bacon, ever. Cook it in the oven at 400F, takes a while but boy howdy is it ever worth the wait...

Sounds good. Right now, I get the thick cut bacon from the meat counter in Albertsons.

 

[Jordan_S]

Perfect on gefilte fish...

 

[Sad Max]

Sounds good. Right now, I get the thick cut bacon from the meat counter in Albertsons.

Try the TJ's stuff and let me know what you think.

 

[Blaine]

Try the TJ's stuff and let me know what you think.

Will do.

 

[Dick Campbell]

This ranks right up there with the chicken-fried bacon we have here in Texas.

 

[Voytech]

I see something about "Amerikans" on that bottle too... uh, c'mon... yeah we got a lot of fatties here... but I have yet to see squeezable bacon in this country. How can the country with the hottest women on the planet have such a product!?

I believe it says American Taste/flavor. As in the bacon tastes american. Not that the American taste is to put bacon on everything.

 

[Tom Marshall]

I need that. Now.

 

[HorseFilms]

I have a jar of this in my fridge right now:
http://www.baconnaise.com/