Caption This!... (martial artist)

[Terry_Lasater]

 

[HorseFilms]

See, this is why I stopped competing in tournaments. People just don't get behind a good toddler punchin' like they used to.

 

[grinner]

Soft and pillowy just isn't the best background for all occasions.

 

[Jordan_S]

"You no laugh! Me take dump like this many year!"

 

[Steve Laramie]

It was a stern uprising for karate kids first born son.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

This punch will actually KNOCK the years off your opponent, observe..

 

[Everts]

Job opening :

Personal tae kwando sensei / nany needed.
Must have 5 years expericence in asswoopin selfdefenseless children .

 

[Rick Meyer]

Sure, the little one looks like he is in trouble. But this is actually the very rare and ancient Upside Crane move. The guy in the back is a gonner.

 

[Captain Pierce]

This was his promo shot for his application into the UFC. He was planning on fighting under the name King Solomon.

 

[jpastuch]

Advertisement for 8th Trimester Abortion Clinic.

 

[Sad Max]

Found this kid on the playground. Rescued him from the noose ride and now we're sparring partners.

 

[Doc Bernard]

Found this kid on the playground. Rescued him from the noose ride and now we're sparring partners.

There ya go. Winner for tying more than one thread together.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

There ya go. Winner for tying more than one thread together.

I'm sure there was a pun there somewhere

 

[armisiano]

Even as a toddler, Chuck Norris could overthrow his opponent with the element of surprise. You don't want to see the picture taken three seconds later.