"Ah, yes folks, this is a rare treat. We see the red-cheeked flaming golfer in his natural habitat, stalking his prey, a nubby ball. See how he creeps up on it, intently focused on capturing a ball for his enjoyment. Next on Gay Animals of the World, we will see the elusive Brown Eyed Sap-Sucker"
Golfer John Shoehorn stalks his prey with stealth and the utmost caution. The Titleist, renowned and highly sought after for its downy undercoat, is particularly vicious when wounded or in rut.