Caption This!... (football)

[Terry_Lasater]

 

[Kirk Gillock]

The Michelin Man finally fulfills his dream of playing professional football.

 

[HorseFilms]

Who needs a cup when you have this?

 

[Richard J. Johnson]

new from under armor...protective football fat.

 

[capitalP]

"Dude! When I told you to Rick Roll the game, I didn't mean with your stomach."

 

[Alex H.]

"I'm too sexy for my jersey..."

OR

Taking his fashion cues from a lady he saw at Wal-Mart, Jack "Dunlap" Henderson opted for the undersized shirt.

 

[Jeremy Ordan]

I guess Viagra can't lift everything

 

[Robbie Comeau]

LOL! ^

Robbie

 

[CallaghanFilms]

Sadly, Charlene the majorette was never found...
Irony would have it that she went missing on the day that would have been her big halftime solo performance.​

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[Alex DePew]

Where'd the football go?

 

[Matt Grunau]

I want my Mommy!

 

[JConnors]

"I just sacked McDonalds and Burger King"

 

[Capt Quirk]

Talk about your Quaterback Sneak!

 

[Dustin R. Rogan]

I think its funny we're pointing out the fat guy, when the guy on the end has a completely different color helmet...

Rogan

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Local football player, the suspect in brutal Friday night slayings, is still at large.

 

[Jeremy Ordan]

Any Given Sundae

 

[capitalP]

Any Given Sundae

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[JConnors]

Any Given Sundae

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

And we have a winner.

That's great.

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Yes, that's the best caption. :thumbsup:

 

[Beat Takeshi]

Does this helmet make me look fat?