Down at the Klondike Corporate Office, Andy, licking his fingers, denies ever eating any of the product. "That's *smack* proposterious *lick* do you *smack* do you see any wrappers in my trashcan *gulp* I think not!"
I know this is totally going to be a killjoy, but I used to work there. It was a birthday prank on another employee. I never thought I'd see it on the net though.
I wonder if there's a pic of the time they wrapped a cube in saran wrap and filled it to the top with packing peanuts. If you work at that place and are coming up on a birthday that ends in 0 then it's better just to find a new job than cleanup whatever is going to happen.