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I am very much aware of how bad audio is. For most of the offerings, here and in other venues, I usually watch them with the sound off. If in a short film, the 'visuals' are not enough to carry the story... Ok that may be my particular value system... (And my short film efforts of last fall had crappy audio, just so it wouldn't stand out of course... but it did take 1st place in the Bugtussle County Fair... needless to say I totally forgot to monitor the audio at any time, and take full repsonsiblity for the crappiness...)
If the purpose of this section is to disseminate more information about how to get 'good' audio in the first place, then I think the 'satire' does not really fit, nor does the 'hire the professional'.
In the latter case, that is always an obvious option for people who have enough money to just go out and offer the current rate... One doesn't learn much from that option, other than how to fillout a purchase order and check.
Also on that note, had I such a funded project, I definitely would think first about people who 'helped me or others out', before people whose typical response was 'hire a pro'... if getting gigs is someone's primary point of participation, I'm positive there are better venues for such, and perhaps less frustrating...
Again, what bother me was that I have seen this attitude more in this audio forum that elsewhere. If somebody thinks they're going to get better sound than Feeltheforceskywalker, or whatever... a 'let it slide' attitude in my opinion goes further...
The simple fact with any audio system with a good means of monitoring a return... is what you hear is what you get. Nobody would argue with that
No wonder your so bitter. You shot a film and had so little respect for or understanding of, sound that you didn't do proper production. Then had so little understanding of the process that you didn't manage to get it salvaged in post. So your feeling bad because someone made a joke about peoples silly expectations and lo and behold it turns out it's you!.
I see these kinds of arguments all the time on this board and it's irritating. I get where the bitterness comes from- I really do. I'm sure I was like that at one point, but I came to realize a lot of things about filmmaking.
But some people are simply asking questions on here to learn though- and when they say "cheapest mic" it's because they're flat broke but still want to make a movie. They don't know and honestly don't care if their sound isn't top notch- realistically, you can't read how to be a good sound guy in a book. But they still want to make films.
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The original post was a highly accurate summation of the attitude of the independent filmmaker. I really don't know why this branch of art thinks it's so very different from every other branch. I never hear musicians saying "I'm going to go record an album, which guitar should I buy? I've never played before, but I listen to a lot of music and I just know I can do better than those Backstreet Boys."
Simple fact is that the sound debate has been caught up in the bigger question of: why do folks think that school and practice and training and hard work are unnecessary? Especially when you can get up to a simple level of competence so very quickly! Our Sound DVD was produced with the idea that obviously many folks have no clue about how to properly record sound, and with just a very little effort they can greatly improve the quality of their recordings. We did a Sound disc before tackling Lighting, because observing the films and fests, in our estimation the sound was the area far more people were struggling (if not completely failing) at!
It's very simple to go from awful to decent. There really is no excuse to have crappy sound.
But some people are simply asking questions on here to learn though- and when they say "cheapest mic" it's because they're flat broke but still want to make a movie. They don't know and honestly don't care if their sound isn't top notch- realistically, you can't read how to be a good sound guy in a book. But they still want to make films.
There are no rules to doing anything as far as filmmaking is concerned, and that goes for sound and image too. This doesn't mean doing things badly, you just need perspective.
I'm shooting on a low-quality camera with not-amazing sound capabilities? OK, fine, I know it's not going to look like a "Hollywood Movie" and I don't really want it to. But now I'm just a hobbyist because I'm not submitting it to Sundance? What the hell?
But at the same time, we must not forget how much brainwashing Hollywood has instilled in us in making us think what a movie is "supposed to" look like. Hollywood, for the most part, is a cancer for the filmmaker.
The ultimate goal shouldn't be to get into some festival or appease some producer.
I know this is an audio forum, but here are two thoughts on this subject from two great film directors. I'm not trying to prove any point with either of them, just their points of view- the artist's point of view:
Well that isn't very true. Hollywood doesn't tell you how a movie should look any more than Hershey tells you how chocolate should taste. Non "Hollywood" films succeed all the time. But filmmaking is story telling and humans have perfected that over thousands of years to a fine art. Hollywood is a pretty hones story making machine, though I think the marketing boys lead them pretty wide of the mark sometimes. Hollywood does what sells, or they think will sell. More often then not they are right. Do they make the "best" films? No, but they make the best selling films. So if what you want to do is A) make a living from your films or B) become a renowned filmmaker, you need to pay attention to how Hollywood does it. If you embrace the good and loose the bad you will be a great and affluent filmmaker. If you ignore it all or deliberately go the opposite direction, you might become a cult hit (but then Hollywood would start emulating and you would have to change again...) but most likely you will become an unknown blip in the history of the film. If your having fun and you don't have to live off it great. But don't fool yourself, there are essentially no influential or profitable filmmakers who are not making films that are basically along the Hollywood esthetic. Hollywood has tried just about everything over the years so it's pretty hard to make a film that is totally alien to Hollywood.
It's not bad to make money off films, but when you start cutting your film to appease people or to "sell" better you've become a whore. I thought the whole idea was to be original and not care about "hitting it big"? If you have to eat, you have to make money, true- but why would you sacrifice your films to do it? If need be, I'd rather work a crappy job just to afford to make movies with people I love to work with. I'd love to submit to festivals and get it widely seen, but NOT at the expense of compromising the work.
You're right, Hollywood doesn't tell us how movies should look, Film Schools do based off of Hollywood models. Since when should young filmmakers pay attention to Hollywood? That John Cassavetes, that Yasujiro Ozu. They must have been studying how Hollywood did it.
Certain directors that worked in Hollywood maybe, but not the garbage machine itself.
Filmmaking isn't supposed to be a business, some people just made it that way.
It's not bad to make money off films, but when you start cutting your film to appease people or to "sell" better you've become a whore.
I thought the whole idea was to be original and not care about "hitting it big"? If you have to eat, you have to make money, true- but why would you sacrifice your films to do it? If need be, I'd rather work a crappy job just to afford to make movies with people I love to work with. I'd love to submit to festivals and get it widely seen, but NOT at the expense of compromising the work. I'm not saying you said this exactly, but if someone gets into this seeking worldwide success, they might as well not even bother. It's like guys who try and learn guitar to pick up chicks.
Again, this is directed towards directors, not the people working on films. I think if you're the director/producer/writer you have a moral responsibility for the film that no one else on the film HAS to have.
I'd never slight people try to make a living
nd I think sound and picture people have a sort of luxury of being able to do what they love (with the right director) and not worry about artistic compromise, since they're in control of their craft.
But I think directors have a responsibility to protect their film, and sacrifice their own success to keep it's integrity.
The reality is that even truly amazing films will become a tiny blip in the film world, everyone knows this.
Even really great films that get a ton of "buzz" or praise at festivals often go nowhere, leaving people in debt, depressed, or commiting suicide.
The only way to get recognition, especially in America, is to make crowd-pleasing garbage-ridden films.
Unfortunately, there are either young directors with no abilities or skills that instantly want a polished film that looks like a "real" movie or kids with an overwhelming technical knowledge that make flat, hollow, lifeless films.
If it came down to it, if I could watch a technically well-made film that was well crafted but hollow and lifeless, or a student short with servicable audio and picture that was roughly made but actually SAID SOMETHING, I'd pick that.
Filmmaking isn't storytelling, this is a big misunderstanding and it's limiting.
Filmmaking can HAVE storytelling, but it isn't simply storytelling. For some reason filmmakers seem to latch onto this idea of story and it sort of bums me out- cinema is supposed to be so much more than just story, it's supposed to be an experience, like music is, for instance.
And this is where sound editing especially can make a difference. Some small sound off-screen can make a HUGE difference in experience and not be about the story.
I think those quotes I sent are still incredibly true, and even more so today. I'm not against learning, I'm trying to learn more and more about the technical side of things. I realize how much cheaper things are now. But even someone who knows very little about a piano make unique music. Hell, I have an album at home that was recorded by a girl entirely on her Macbook pro built in Microphone. You can hear the clicking on the mouse and everything. Released on a real label. Her guitar playing is very basic. The recording is hissy and muffled. But she's saying something personal and unique.
Agnes Varda made her debut film spur of the moment. She had never even touched a camera or watched that many films before Iyes, she had a semi-professional crew- but then, look at the new "mumblecore" bunch). My whole reason to start posting in this thread was to examine this distinction between professional and amateur. In regards to the technical aspect, there is a clear distinction. But filmmaking, CINEMA, is an artform. My worry is that sometimes people feel like instead of learning how to get good sound and picture, they're supposed to LEARN how to do it ONE SPECIFIC way, you know? Like, oh, see how they do it in Hollywood? Three point lighting! You MUST mic your scene this way, or use this type of sound effect! and none of it has to be perfect. When I watch a film, I want to hear it. And see it. But if it's grainy, or there is hissing or maybe just a little bit of buzzing in the background? I'll forgive it if the person is really trying to say something.
So I don't know if I'm arguing with you besides the bit about Hollywood and storytelling. I'm not trying to slight audio people, but some are artists and some are just hired technicians, just like anything else. But a DIRECTOR on a film has the responsiblity of the entire film.
If the sound is bad, it's his fault. If the acting is bad, it's his fault. If the picture is bad, it's his fault. This is what I believe anyway. That's why I don't think we should lose sight of the creative aspects.
What irks me is the supposed artist who claims that "you don't understand." It's the artists job to make me understand; if I don't understand it's the fault of the artist.