omg.... wha--- huh---- you lost me on "Maybe chicken fry the bacon explosion, dip it in chocolate than ad the lobster with butter on top?" seriously.... my mind started to drip in absolute salivation! I'm STILL dripping! THAT sounds DAMN good!!!
okay... okay.... regaining sensation..... yes. you are correct. smoked bacon. still wrapped and pan-seared in cast iron, nothing less. buttery chocolaty SPICY (for me) yumminess to dip it into though.
wow. that is a cholesto-poo poo, huh?
.... can I say that?
NO! Smoke the bacon before it's chicken fried, then add all the other stuff.