Apple Needs to Hire Me!

[Doc Bernard]

Okay, this is the second time a prototype Iphone has been lost.

S.O.B.!!!!!!! Who do they have running security over there? Ronald McDonald? Bozo? Cheech and/or Chong?

This is a serious breach of security, and apparently that phone was sold on Ebay for 200 bucks, after some idiot employee of Apple left it at a bar. (Wanna guess who is now un-employed and can't get a good reference from Apple?)

So since there seems to be a few openings over there, I think I should run Asset and Intellectual Property Security over there, because whoever is doing it now is seriously screwing up by allowing these prototypes out without overwatch security. Contact Apple and float my name, LOL, I am starting a grassroots campaign to fix the BS problems they seem to have with security.

Freaking left in a bar, for cripes sake. I understand real-world testing......but where were the security people to prevent this from happening? This was a FAIL from the start....as usual.

My thought on how this went down.......

"Mr. Apple Mailroom Employee, we are issuing this extremely valuable prototype IPhone to you for field testing, guard it with your life."

"Hot, dude! Can I surf the innerwebs?" *puff*

"Oh yes, it has 5G Technology with super hyper-mega threading and 1 gig front end giga bussing! And stop bogarting the herb, bra!" *puff*

"Saw-eeeet, so email is no problem."

"See you at the bar later for the tequila shoot-out?"

"For Sure!"

Next Day,

"Dude.........where's my phone? Dang. I am so gonna be written up for this."

 

[Hawk Teflon]

$200?! Without a 2 year contract?! That's a steal! :rimshot:

 

[ilauzirika]

obviously this sounds like a marketing strategy...... the same happened with the 4.... I guess it is a way of creating expectation or something like that....That is the way apple has to reveal the specifications of their products, they "forget" the phone somewhere and then some tech guru opens it and shows everyone whats inside.....and how good it is and how you have to buy it as soon as it comes out....and everyone buys one...

 

[David Jimerson]

obviously this sounds like a marketing strategy...... the same happened with the 4.... I guess it is a way of creating expectation or something like that....That is the way apple has to reveal the specifications of their products, they "forget" the phone somewhere and then some tech guru opens it and shows everyone whats inside.....and how good it is and how you have to buy it as soon as it comes out....and everyone buys one...

It's hard not to think along those lines.

 

[Andrew McCarrick]

obviously this sounds like a marketing strategy...... the same happened with the 4.... I guess it is a way of creating expectation or something like that....That is the way apple has to reveal the specifications of their products, they "forget" the phone somewhere and then some tech guru opens it and shows everyone whats inside.....and how good it is and how you have to buy it as soon as it comes out....and everyone buys one...

Did some one actually at Apple cause the lose of the iphone 4 or was it someone at FoxConn (Apple's Manufacturer)? I heard that somebody actually committed suicide (Foxconn employee) because of the iphone 4 lose.

http://gizmodo.com/5319275/report-iphone-leak-interrogations-drive-foxconn-employee-to-suicide

 

[ilauzirika]

Yeah I also read that some time ago, but who knows.....Two models in a row....too suspicious....maybe the first one was accidental and they saw that it powered their marketing campaign, so they decided that doing something similar this year would help...