Apparently I'm only worth $355,185.

Ryan has the highest. He would make the best mail-order bride.

I will make the arrangements, Ryan. What side of the bed do you like? I think I can get that much for you, less my 20 percent of course.
 
Okay, I have offers for three of you........Ryan, there is this prince that is enamored with you. Saharanturtle.....well there is an offer but, not sure you want to take it. Pookie........You will probably want to take this offer, it may be the only one.

Been posting this on "Pimpslist.org" :

"Film-makers willing to be mail-order brides. Only those with money need apply."

BWAAA-Haa-Haa!!!!! Evil Doc has taken over this body!
 
$598,943 - same as Hawk. Sigh. You can't buy much with $500k these days. Now if it were 80s money, then yeah!
 
Hmmmm. Charlie, you don't want me to see if I can get better offers, do you? I think I have started a cottage industry......

Wait.......just got an email from Gary Busey.......Charlie.....what's your bottom line? He's offering 595 flat, but there are a few "things" involved.
 
Jaws - lol

Doc - The thing about Gary, I would need a translator, not that talking to him would be high on the priority list, but after watching clips of "The Celebrity Apprentice" I have no wha-hoo of an idea what he's talking about???
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top