Another Craigslist doozy!

[Capt Quirk]

kick my a$$ (apopka/orlando)

Reply to: XXXXXXXXX@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-24, 7:03PM EDT


Ok people here's the deal...The only thing I seem to be really good at is getting beat up. So, that being said, I am offering an amazing opportunity to all interested parties....... $3.00/minute per person(boxing gloves and protective headgear required)-maximum 3 people at once-no exceptions-

You get to take out all your frustrations, and kick my a$$

You know you want to...

• Location: apopka/orlando
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: $3/minute per person

 

[Blade Borge]

note to self, while wife and kids are at disneyworld, find this man...

 

[Matt Gottshalk]

I don't think he knows what he is getting into.

 

[JasonFox]

I don't think he knows what he is getting into.

Yet he knows I want to. And he's right.

 

[HorseFilms]

I have one question. Am I allowed to kick this man? He may not make it through.

 

[Capt Quirk]

Yeah, I'm not one for boxing either. Bad shoulders and whatnot. But I can improvise

 

[Blaine]

I have one question. Am I allowed to kick this man? He may not make it through.

Maybe, but you'll probably have to wear boxing gloves on your feet. :beer:

 

[HorseFilms]

Maybe, but you'll probably have to wear boxing gloves on your feet. :beer:

Fair enough.:beer:

 

[Blaine]

Leaves the hands free for a cocktail, though...:grin:

 

[HorseFilms]

Leaves the hands free for a cocktail, though...:grin:

I think that's why I started doing martial arts in the first place. Okay, maybe not, because I was 10 years old. But, I once was in a bar fight were I never had to put my drink down.

 

[BLUESPIDER]

I have one question. Am I allowed to kick this man? He may not make it through.

kicking is an additional $3 dollars.
Kicking with high heels is $5 due to more severe damage.
Kick in the nuts is bonus and will receive a 1099.

blah

 

[Chris Light]

you know what this kid is gonna do...he'll get his butt kicked and save the money for a gun, and only THEN will he show up to school.

scary when someone lacks so much self-confidence that he feels it could be his only money-making alternative, but atleast he has a plan in place. kick his a$$ Seabass!

 

[Capt Quirk]

Maybe he is taping this for Jackass 3?

 

[Sad Max]

$180/hour to get the crap kicked out of you is damned cheap.

I charge Disney almost three times that, for the honor.