Afternoon Dreams

GenJerDan

GenJerDan

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Is it just me, or does everyone have weird dreams if they take a nap in the afternoon?

I stayed home today because A) I have a cold, and B) the bedroom ceiling collapsed yesterday evening from the rain, and I wanted to be here if/when the landlord showed up.

Anyway, I took a nap around 3.

Dreamt a bunch of stuff I can't remember, then I dropped my cell phone and it flew apart all over the floor. All the pieces got mixed up in the other junk I have on the floor, so I couldn't tell what went with what. Batteries, plastic bits, springs, screws, etc. all over the place.

My wife and sister-in-law tried to help me put it back together, but they're not technically inclined.

Then a teeny tiny chipmunk raced across the flooor, zoomed under the bookshelf, then came back toward me. It jumped into my hand and started growing larger and larger. When it was about the size of a woodchuck, it jumped off and started chasing the cats.

I started to suspect that something wasn't normal in all this.

Then there was a banging sound from upstairs. I went upstairs and looked out the window and saw a bunch of people hammering shingles and tarring the roof.

That's when I knew for sure I was having a dream. No way would the landlord get anything done that quickly.
 
haha, i love ridiculous dreams.
or as mitch hedberg said:
I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go cart with my ex-landlord.
 
Mitch rocked.

"I wrote a script and i gave it to a guy who reads scripts, and he read it and he said he really likes it, but he thinks i need to rewrite it. I said "**** that I'll just make a copy". -Mitch Headberg

except he didnt say poo poo, but rather a rhyme for duck.
 
Dreams rule

They'd make the best CGI shorts if only putting togther a CGI short wasn't such a cumbersome cluster **** to put together. My most intense bizare dark dream was:

I was walking along a rock Jetti that went out towards the ocean. The rocks started getting bigger and bigger to the point of having to climb them, traverse them.

The JEtti never ends going out to the ocean horizon. I turn back and there is the same view; a jetti going in to the ocean, forever ....

I look up, the clouds are getting black ..

the coean is rising with each swell....

Which way do I go to be safe ?

-

Coolest dream I ever had (expcet for the one where me and Michelle Pfieffer are ....) .
 
I had a really cool dream once with space fights and blasters and everything and thought if i could translate it to film it'd be great and i'd have made my career.....

...Then i watched star wars
 
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