Zak Forsman
Major Contributor
I saw the original ANOES when I was 10 (begged my mom to rent it because two friends had seen it) and it truly terrified me. Bad decision.
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I saw the Exorcist around that age, a tad younger my older Sister tells me.I saw the original ANOES when I was 10 (begged my mom to rent it because two friends had seen it) and it truly terrified me. Bad decision.
I saw the Exorcist around that age, a tad younger my older Sister tells me.
She brings it up from time to time because I wouldn't let her leave my room until I fell asleep. Lots of nightmares that night.
Love that movie but it was definitely not a good idea.
MAH
I was around 8 when I saw it (thanks mom).
I'm 99% certain this movie is the reason I was very much afraid to be by myself in the dark until I was around 19.
are there ANY good remakes, for that matter?
The remake of Dawn of the Dead was pretty good. I think a better question would be "are there any good horror films anymore?" I'm a big old-school horror fan so the majority of these remakes are the equivalent of blasphemy in my book.
^^spoilers:
don't worry, he's still an a-hole
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Thanks. Now if they could just get Michael Myers back to being an inexplicably malevolent monster again...
it's really simple to make a horror movie:
1) don't show a lot of the bad guy (maybe not show him at all).
2) weird/scary sounds.
3) even better if it's made with cheap equipment!
done.
there you go! make a killing!
absolutely right about the annoying leads, too!
yeah i have a love/hate relationship with all those movies.
wanna make a movie, Dingos8mybaby?
i'm buying a camera setup next week, and have nothing to do for a month or so. we could make the most
sickening viral marketing scheme that ever existed on the face of popular culture.
whaddaya say?
^lol
cool, already a potential customer!
the marketing is already happening!
wow... this is golden!
Bored slacker film-school brats, short on brains, long on beer, decide to shoot some cheapsh*t, video ripoff in order to attract some Hollywood $$$ so that they can go on and make a real movie. Discarding commonly held wisdom that rocks and twigs are not inherently scary things; that really bad acting will not get you laid, our little Truffaunts-in-training create a bullshit back story, trumpet their phony website and unleash an incompetent, scare-free, amateur home video that earns $140 million at the U.S. box office. What the f**k is wrong with this picture? You want to strangle the mouthy ***** lead within minutes. The other two whiny squids are clueless skateboard punks with snotty attitudes that you'd like to whack with a pick axe, and the filmmakers haven't a whiff of sense when it comes to horror film dynamics. The characters are so flamboyantly irritating you want them dead; the sooner the better, but oops! There goes the suspense! You don't give a flying f**k what happens to 'em. And hey! A black screen is neither scary nor especially compelling cinema. And for chrissakes, chowderheads, try the g*ddamn auto-focus button once in awhile.
And, yes, both a prequel and seqel have been announced - both costing in the $10-13 million neighborhood - apiece. Considering the original was shot for less than the cost of a '77 Pinto, this news surely signals the End Of Days.
When Blair Witch came out, the horror genre was all about Kevin Williamson and knock-offs. If anyone single-handedly put a stake through the heart, it was him.The Blair Witch Project was an abomination and is possibly my most hated film of all time. That film single-handedly put a stake through the heart of the horror genre. I agree wholeheartedly with the late great Chas. Balun's review...