A Canadian Joke

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Ho wow!! I Just saw I'm a golden member today. :o

Hey guy, you don't know what you lack of from all that cheese variety. :P
 
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..seeing as that were all mock Canada vs USA here and im in wisconsin, i suppose i should comment on how much better and how much more there is of wisconson cheese than in Québec... but .. well.. i just cant bring myself to care...

so i declare that they both have equally good cheese! :P
 
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Well the sales of French wines and cheeses has doubled up here in the Beaverland. This all from stats Canada.
It even has the Prime Minister worried about being seen with "W".
 
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One of my best friends (and incidently, usually my producer) hates cheese with a passion. He was dating this girl, and she sat on his lap and ate a baked potato with cheddar cheese right in front of his face.

Let's just say the relationship was never quite the same.
 
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He hates cheese? How can you hate cheese? Is he lactose-intolerant or something? No Pizza? No Italian Food? No Mexican Food? (Cheese is a huge staple of these cuisines).
 
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He will eat pizza, but other than that no cheese. Not lactose-intolerant, just weird.
 
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I always have a great time when I visit Canada. Everyone is so friendly. And they can generally drink me under the table, which is no mean feat.

My camera man and I brewed a Porter and Russian Imperial Stout last weekend. The stout took 16 POUNDS of malted grains! :o

It is gonna be Oh so good. Eh?
 
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[quote author=John Hudson link=board=Offtopic;num=1099625696;start=60#70 date=11/06/04 at 18:52:39]He hates cheese?  How can you hate cheese?  Is he lactose-intolerant or something?  No Pizza?  No Italian Food?  No Mexican Food? (Cheese is a huge staple of these cuisines).

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"I'm lactose intolerant. I have no patience for lactose and I won't stand for it."
--Jerry Seinfeld
 
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A Seinfeld joke! That reminds me of a story.

5 or 6 months ago I saw Seinfeld live, at the end he took questions. My buddy and I kept yelling "When is the DVD coming out?" because at that point, it hadn't been announced. And some yucko asks "How's Cosmo?" And Seinfeld says "Well, Cosmo is a fictional character." After about 2 more questions of that nature he gets sick of it and says goodnight. And we never got our question answered! Luckily it was announced 2 months later.
 
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Jim- Was that in reply to my story, or everybody who posted in this thread?
 
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