A Canadian Joke

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Sorry fellas when I heard it, I knew it was destined for DVXuser.

If I had a dollar for every time I had 60 cents, I would be in Canada. :P

How great is that!?
 
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That one is dedicated to Jarred, Mike, THiN and dakota. ;D
 
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Okay. I typed in canadian jokes AND THIS CAME UP.

What's the definition of a Canadian? - A disarmed American with health care...


Disclaimer - Ya'll are my brothers. My bretheren. My Northern Dudes. Americans Suck! I just said it! :D
 
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Many of the best people on this board are Canadian. America sucks. That being said:

Proper spelling of Canada: C eh, N eh, D eh

John- :D We've started something inappropriate.
 
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I speak Canadian! I actually took a conversational Canadian class when I was in school.
Guess what I got? An eh.
 
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I wanted to make a Canadian Joke, but was afraid of getting about* in the ass.

*(a boot) heh :)

...Great, now I'm Canadian Baconing* it up...

*(haming) ::)
 
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Yeah it does! :D

I stick to: Corona, Pacifico and Guiness. (Not all at once)

(Phil, thats some funny shite)
 
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[quote author=TC link=board=Offtopic;num=1099625696;start=0#13 date=11/04/04 at 22:16:11]I stick to the Corona and Guiness as well.[/quote]

[quote author=John Hudson link=board=Offtopic;num=1099625696;start=0#12 date=11/04/04 at 21:32:45]
I stick to: Corona, Pacifico and Guiness.[/quote]

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When I was in collge (upstate NY) I used to drive a few hundred miles round trip to buy real Molson, Kootenay and LaBatts. Of course now I don't drink any beer that I can see through.
 
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[quote author=Jim Brennan link=board=Offtopic;num=1099625696;start=15#17 date=11/04/04 at 23:49:45]Of course now I don't drink any beer that I can see through.[/quote]

I was thinking like you until I found a small chicken bone in my Guiness !!
It was in a lost village in Kerry, Ireland.
A beautiful country, btw.

The darkness of the guiness can hide your greatest fears ! ::)
 
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American beer sucks? Bwaaahhhhh????

I haven't had a canadian beer that didn't smell like feet.

(Of course, the major american brews are really only good for filling a toilet...I drink microbrews like Brooklyn, Point, Shiner, etc.)

But seriously, yall got some stinky beer.
 
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