56 worst/best analogies of high school students
- Thread starter Terry_Lasater
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That list goes back a looong time. Like, before the WWW. I think I first read it on CompuServe.
Terry_Lasater
All about the Caption
Ouch! That was like a pointed piece of wood through the pulsing thing in our chests that gives us a pulse.
Your post is the kind of response posted by responders who respond in that kind of a post.
Jordan Scott Price
Veteran
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
LOL
The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
LOL
Jordan Scott Price
Veteran
Some of these sound like something you'd hear Old Gregg say.
Billy Pilgrim
Stye in my eye
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
These were full of win.
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
These were full of win.
J.R. Hudson
Spirit Animal
I don't find these bad at all. Quite smart actually
The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.
The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.
my fav is, #23
"Grandap had a mind like a steel trap, jut one thats been left out and rusted shut"
I think thats actually pretty good. says alot about the character and that stubborness of a spiteful, unforgiving old man.
"Grandap had a mind like a steel trap, jut one thats been left out and rusted shut"
I think thats actually pretty good. says alot about the character and that stubborness of a spiteful, unforgiving old man.