Almost EVERYTHING went wrong on my shoot Saturday!

Richard J. Johnson

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Lossfest shoot, Where do I begin......

Everything was carefully planned out, Rough Story Boards were created as general ideas, Camera Moves and Blocking were set up. I know That many of things can and will go wrong on set. So I'm prepared for that.

What I was not prepared for was.......

Having to Replace 5 Actors at the last minute, 1 called 30 minutes before his call time and said he could not make it. (He said he was a go 8 hours before) The other 4, 24 hours before. I had to make some emergency phone calls and get a team in there, including my wife and a S.W.A.T. team member that has never even seen a boom mic let alone act below one. I would rather have bad actors than non-actors anyday, but he came thru in the clutch and tried his best.

Another actor I had never seen in person nor witnessed his acting abilities. He did pretty good fon 1 hour notice.

Everyone came late except for Paulie who showed up early. And I set up his entire by myself, thank god my AD showed to hold the Boom.

And since all of the actors were last minute they had to bring their kids with them including my wife. It was like a day care in there. My kids thought the dolly was some kind of amusement park ride.

Imagine my worry when I see my daughter chasing some boy around holding an Airsoft Mac-10. It wasnt charged or loaded but still.

We could only have the location for half of the time agreed. Which led to scores of work arounds and dirty shots.

Every time we plugged in a light the circuit breaker would trip. EVERY TIME. It is a brand new facility and we could not figure it out. So we had to use the flou's and only them.

All of this confusion caused me to miss so many things that I just should not have missed. Edge of the adapter, Bags in shots, etc. etc.

I'm still learning as a director and with time and practice I will get better and I need to get a few more on the team.

Overall, I'm satsified with how it came out considering the issues. It just goes to show you, no matter how many conformation e-mails you get back or phone calls you make or spread sheets you create, Things can still go straight down the Sh!tter.

I still love it though.
 
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Lossfest shoot, Where do I begin......

I'm still learning as a director and with time and practice I will get better and I need to get a few more on the team.

Ahh sounds pretty hectic! I am also a very new director and over spring break am going to be directing my first film. As a student I only have one week to get the whole sucker done...so I will check back in a few weeks and I am near certain I will have some stories to share with you! Haha.

Good work on getting it done though. I'm looking forward to seeing this.
 
Hey man,

I'm directing films and there's still so much to learn.

Sorry to hear what happened, I bet you hit the bottle hard later that night :).

I can't wait till I get the flaws and the raging anger that'll build up inside me...Gonna feel goooood.

Robbie
 
I hate days like that, but they are good practice for the future. Everyone has them at one time or another, and if you have never before experienced utter chaos, you won't likely be able to handle it when it raises it's ugly head. Consider it your Baptism by fire.
 
...at least the SWAT team were IN your film and not jumping out of the bushes, guns drawn like they did on my TwilightFest shoot! Be thankful.
 
That is funny.

We ordered Pizza from Papa Johns and it was taking a long time. My wife gets a phone call from them saying the driver was scared to come in because he saw a S.W.A.T team with guns running inside. My wife told them we were shooting a movie and the driver came back.

That was about the only funny thing that happened all day.


Now that is what we Navy folk call a "Sea Story!" A year from now, you'll be telling people about the shoot that went toi **** with a smile on your face.
 
That's great...classic! Hope the pizza was worth it. You just can't make this stuff up! I'm really looking forward to your film. Nice BTS pictures too.
 
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