Conspiracy Penguin's latest commercial venture

[JasonFox]

Sorry for the advertising, mods, but I thought you'd make an exception in this case.

 

[Jeff Anderson]

wow. I mean I knew Penguin could blow smoke, but suck it up too... Impressive. Thank god there's an installment plan though - now I can finally afford it! Hehe they called it charming even...

 

[Hawk Teflon]

Thank god there's an installment plan though - now I can finally afford it! Hehe they called it charming even...

Ha ha! I didn't even see that it was 4 easy payments. That's totally rediculous! If you can't afford $11, stop smoking!

 

[ilauzirika]

Shame I don't smoke.........If not I would have pressed the buy now button right away!!!!

 

[Gord.T]

I need one with a mask and a tube that can feed me nicotine while I'm sleeping. Oh yeah , the Patch. I love smoking with those things on and drinking hoards of beer and geting arrested. Fun times.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

Could I use it for Cigars?

That would be good, Cuban of course..

 

[Jon Starr]

SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!!!! ESPECIALLY PENGUINS!!!

That is all.

 

[Networker]

SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!!!! ESPECIALLY PENGUINS!!!

That is all.

Naah, keep on smoking. It's your patriotic duty. Think about what would happen to Social Security if all the smokers quit smoking? If they stopped dropping dead at an early age the impact would be severe.

So, keep smoking. And if you want to be even more considerate, think about just keeling over one day instead of requiring expensive hospital stays. Chemo is awfully costly, and it doesn't really help much anyway.

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Jason, thank you very much for pimping my newest product in the coveted "ConspiracyPenguin Home Collection." And watch for my handy beer cozy set to be released next week! It can be yours for just 4 easy payments of 65 cents!

 

[Nathyn]

Good work but how's this working out http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm

-Nate

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Good work but how's this working out http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm

-Nate

Not well...I have a headace.

 

[Kirk Gillock]

The payment plan is hilarious. :thumbsup:

 

[ilauzirika]

Good work but how's this working out http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm

-Nate

:huh:rogar-Love(DBG):

 

[Jeff Anderson]

Good work but how's this working out http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm

-Nate

Nice. I could do that for hours...

 

[Jay Rodriguez]

Apparently he has a whole product line in the works!

 

[Nathyn]

That is just funny.

-Nate

 

[Alex H.]

http://www.funrestarea.com/pages/penguin_baseball.shtml

 

[JasonFox]

Penguin Baseball is a classic. I haven't played it in years.

 

[Ryan Patrick O'Hara]

Apparently he has a whole product line in the works!

:shocked: OMG! I can't stop laughing!!

 

[Alex H.]

Apparently he has a whole product line in the works!

Nick... this should seriously be your new avatar.