Tell a story once sentence at a time.

[cinealma]

And that's when that awful smell hit us.

 

[Tom Marshall]

I love the smell of burnt Sulfur in the morning.

 

[cinealma]

And no sooner than the word "morning" came out of his mouth, a thorny branch burst forth from Tom's neck.

 

[tmpafilmer25]

Suddenly, Tom wakes up in a cold sweat, reaches for his neck only to find his dog, poking him in the neck with his favorite toy.

 

[Brandon Rice]

Tom leaps from bed to be met with the smiling face of the Penguin.

 

[Adam J McKay]

Oh my god, is that John Stamos?

 

[cinealma]

The air throbs hard against Tom's eardrums and blood begins to drip from his nose onto the dirty white sheets wrapped around his naked body.

 

[Tom Marshall]

OK, this is getting weird... :laugh:

 

[Brandon Rice]

He desperately attempted to stop the story.

 

[cinealma]

But to no avail.

 

[cinealma]

Tom opens his mouth to scream and his tongue is ripped from his mouth and flies up and sticks to the ceiling with a dull splat.

 

[Hawk Teflon]

"Where ... am I?"

 

[Blaine]

Never had such horror been visited on a single user.

 

[Brandon Rice]

Then Blaine entered the room.

 

[Blaine]

And immediately left when he found Brandon and the Penguin playing a game of twister while Tommy writhed in pain.

 

[Brandon Rice]

Then Brandon had an idea "Let's team up and make a twilight fest short!"

 

[cinealma]

Brandon and the Penguin untangled their limbs and looked over at Tom whose mouth had now stretched and grown to the size of his whole face.

 

[Tom Marshall]

And then I told John he'd seen Eraserhead once too many times. :laugh:

 

[Blaine]

Penguin implored Brandon to let him write it but Brandon told him he'd have to take it up with Larry.

 

[Tom Marshall]

Suddenly, Larry appeared in a radiator and started singing "Heaven".