Tell a story once sentence at a time.

[Shawn Philip Nelson]

It was a dark and stormy night.

 

[Hawk Teflon]

The weatherman finally got one right.

 

[Tom Marshall]

I can't believe he did, because originally his forecast called for 20% chance of showers, so we planned on going to see a movie.

 

[JConnors]

But the movie was sold out.

 

[Kit Hannah]

At that point we noticed a vibrant beam of light radiating from the parking lot.

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Looking up, we saw what appeared to be a giant spaceship hovering overhead.

 

[Tom Marshall]

It was shaped like a giant cowbell.

 

[Hawk Teflon]

Every moment in my life led to this one, and I was not going to run away.

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Reaching into my car's console, I removed my lone drumstick.

 

[dillont]

I got my flashlight out too, and shined it up at the cowbell shaped craft.

 

[Tom Marshall]

I was scared, but I was scared for a reason... a new purpose was evolving from my disparate past.

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Remembering back to the day I first heard the song, I almost cried, but fortunately I regained my composure in time.

 

[Tom Marshall]

Then I pulled the trigger on my Glock 17 and put her out of her misery.

 

[Everts]

She loved bowling.....

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Luis sat in moderation of copycat threads, eagerly awaiting the next.

 

[cinealma]

His laptop exploded, covering the whole interior of the car with orange juice - the kind with the pulp, bits of fleshy rind sticking to the windows and obscuring our view.

 

[Tom Marshall]

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

 

[cinealma]

"Wholly ****!," we all said in unison, wiping the orange juice laced sweat from our foreheads.

 

[Tom Marshall]

He opened the door but there was no one there... but he could still hear the heart beating louder... and louder...

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

"Is this some sick ****ing TwilightFest joke!?" I screamed, but it ushered no response.