Anyone have any useless talents?

[Richard J. Johnson]

I am insanely good with a Yo-Yo. My wife hates it when I break out the Old Viper at a party and start doing tricks drunk.

 

[TheMacB]

i can spin a basketball on my finger for a very long time.

 

[thartley]

I can draw a horse that is facing left.

But I cannot draw it facing to the right.

:huh:

 

[pmark23]

I can make farting noises with my hands.

 

[Mark Harris]

you mean besides making films?

 

[TheMacB]

you mean besides making films?

zing!

 

[Richard J. Johnson]

you mean besides making films?

LMAO!!:violin:

 

[Zak Forsman]

yeah i came in here to write "filmmaker", but harris beat me to it.

 

[ugafan]

if i shared my usless talents with you, they would cease to be usless.

 

[mainstreetprod]

I play acoustic guitar reasonably well, banjo OK, and blues harmonica very well.
Here in Nashville, those are all useless talents - unless you are an 11 on a
1-10 scale.

 

[alveraz]

I can pull my thumb out of socket, let it dangle. Awesome when you have two kids.

 

[Barry_Green]

I can pull my thumb out of socket, let it dangle. Awesome when you have two kids.

We demand a video...


As for useless talents, I can clap using only one hand.

 

[ZazaCast]

I once knew a man from Nantucket.....

 

[ilauzirika]

As for useless talents, I can clap using only one hand.

I've never seen someone clap with a hand , how do you do that?.....


about my useless talents....hmmm......hmmmm....:undecided...let me think.....I have no special useless talent:embarasse......

 

[Nic Aragon]

i can make money disappear :/

ill film it, just send me some and ill show ya

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Does my obsessive compulsive disorder count?

 

[ZazaCast]

Does my obsessive compulsive disorder count?

YES!

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

YES!

Okay, then if you hit me on one side of my body I have to "make it even" by hitting myself on the other side.

This doesn't seem like a talent, more like a disease...

 

[TheMacB]

I can pull my thumb out of socket, let it dangle. Awesome when you have two kids.

We demand a video...

i second that emotion.

 

[One Way PhotoVideo]

i can flip my eyelids inside out

i can burp on command, haha