Ben Sliker
Pain In The Ass 2.0
In the past few days, DVXusers Ben Sliker and Justin Kuhn sat down and chatted over AIM while simultaneously watching the same TIMEFEST films. We call them, "The AIM sessions". Here's their thoughts on "R.P.D.M."
This is a 'special edition' of the AIM sessions, Assistant Director Brad Mate and 'Woman on Bench' Marie Hartsell have joined the chat from the cast and crew of JAM.
mariaperky333 has entered the chat room.
happygobo has entered the chat room.
happygobo (8:27:11 PM): where the bradster at
spesliker (8:27:22 PM): he's comin
mariaperky333 (8:27:35 PM): being lame as usual...
happygobo (8:27:45 PM): ha
happygobo (8:28:16 PM): well before we start I just wanna shoutout to M. Harris, the director slash whatever of the movie we're about to watch
happygobo (8:28:22 PM): I love this movie Mark
spesliker (8:28:22 PM): ok
spesliker (8:28:33 PM): (ass kisser)
happygobo (8:29:08 PM): mebbe he don't like me so much after this tho.
spesliker (8:29:29 PM): i gotta live up to being the new kholi ... that's a lot of hate.
TheBrad84 has entered the chat room.
spesliker (8:29:54 PM): HEY!!! bradley
happygobo (8:29:58 PM): it's cool
mariaperky333 (8:29:58 PM): about time...always on the sloooow side
TheBrad84 (8:30:00 PM): hola
spesliker (8:30:03 PM): alright
happygobo (8:30:04 PM): with our powers combined
spesliker (8:30:16 PM): everybody got their rings?
happygobo (8:30:25 PM): EARTH
mariaperky333 (8:30:25 PM): what are rings?
spesliker (8:30:34 PM): marie doesn't get it
spesliker (8:30:39 PM): NEXT SONG
TheBrad84 (8:30:40 PM): lol
spesliker (8:30:44 PM): ok
spesliker (8:30:46 PM): RPDM
mariaperky333 (8:30:49 PM): OH! can i be water?
spesliker (8:30:57 PM): everybody up and ready?
happygobo (8:30:58 PM): lawls totally
happygobo (8:31:01 PM): ready
spesliker (8:31:22 PM): brad .... ready? ...
TheBrad84 (8:31:33 PM): yea sorry
spesliker (8:31:36 PM): i know you have to go through like 8 security windows on vista
TheBrad84 (8:31:54 PM): just finished giving my blood sample. i think im approved to wathc the video now
spesliker (8:32:00 PM): nice
spesliker (8:32:03 PM): ready?
TheBrad84 (8:32:06 PM): sure
spesliker (8:32:08 PM): 3
spesliker (8:32:10 PM): 2
spesliker (8:32:11 PM): 1
spesliker (8:32:13 PM): go
happygobo (8:32:32 PM): awesome lets do some drugs.
spesliker (8:32:38 PM): the start of that feels like a futuristc sales thing
spesliker (8:32:43 PM): like "the island"
TheBrad84 (8:32:58 PM): i like the "garden state" we're on drugs thing they are doing here
mariaperky333 (8:33:05 PM): i was just thinking that
spesliker (8:33:07 PM): she's licking his chin ... apparently these drugs make you lick chins.
happygobo (8:33:45 PM): weird shot, cross line?
spesliker (8:33:46 PM): maybe, i'm not even on drugs and i'm freaking out right now.
TheBrad84 (8:33:52 PM): settle down tweek.
spesliker (8:33:55 PM): BADASS GUN
mariaperky333 (8:33:58 PM): yeah...
happygobo (8:34:10 PM): it's a pistol shotgun, ha
spesliker (8:34:12 PM): i almost can't believe that's the same chick
spesliker (8:34:34 PM): is that blood on the wrong side?
happygobo (8:34:55 PM): is he dead?
happygobo (8:35:02 PM): can life go on without his face?
spesliker (8:35:16 PM): your f-ing kidding right?
happygobo (8:35:19 PM): maybe.
spesliker (8:35:35 PM): she's got like a week to figure it out tho.
TheBrad84 (8:35:52 PM): how'd this weird old dude get into this hipster party
happygobo (8:36:09 PM): he had to throw it mebbe
spesliker (8:36:18 PM): "f*ckin said no" felt a littel forced out.
happygobo (8:36:27 PM): that's a novel delivery method I must say
spesliker (8:36:30 PM): she obviousyl found him
spesliker (8:36:39 PM): everybody ready
spesliker (8:36:51 PM): BOOBIE!
TheBrad84 (8:36:54 PM): boobs!
mariaperky333 (8:36:55 PM): ah!
happygobo (8:37:06 PM): bahama mamas indeed
TheBrad84 (8:37:07 PM): must say, better than petro lesbian boobs
spesliker (8:37:27 PM): oh, that's old school like the old school brad, can we call it best boobs of dvxuser fest? (at least full frontal)
TheBrad84 (8:37:32 PM): i believe so
happygobo (8:37:36 PM): they can put that on their sig
TheBrad84 (8:37:45 PM): err, similo had sweet boobs
spesliker (8:37:49 PM): damn, you are right. does "use of boobage" count towards anything?
spesliker (8:37:52 PM): tie then?
happygobo (8:38:03 PM): needs more action here
spesliker (8:38:09 PM): ok ... am i the only one who wants to talk about boobs?
happygobo (8:38:11 PM): from him especially
spesliker (8:38:15 PM): i'm so engrossed by this film it's hard to comment
happygobo (8:38:23 PM): I know I feel like I've failed at funny
TheBrad84 (8:38:28 PM): yea she does seem a bit more animated than him, you'd think he'd struggle more
spesliker (8:38:33 PM): i think you failed too.
TheBrad84 (8:38:36 PM): i concur
spesliker (8:38:40 PM): marie?
spesliker (8:38:49 PM): marie died apparently
TheBrad84 (8:39:35 PM): well its hard to comment and make fun of a film that good
happygobo (8:39:36 PM): final thoughts everbahdy?
happygobo (8:40:21 PM): I dug the hell out of the editing
happygobo (8:41:12 PM): I liked all the crossers they had in the party scene where she gets her revenge
happygobo (8:41:23 PM): that let a great edit happen
TheBrad84 (8:41:37 PM): i guess my quick nitpicks would be:
TheBrad84 (8:41:38 PM): title color is a bit distracting in that ugly yellow, blood may be on wrong side of face, that one deliver that you mentioned was a bit weak, he needed to be slightly more exaggerated while being strangled
spesliker (8:42:00 PM): i'll jump on that bandwagon. your movie is awesome. Your yellow title however, blows large hairy goat sack.
happygobo (8:42:07 PM): there was a nice color change after the gunshot though
spesliker (8:43:09 PM): I give it 12.2 blue stars
spesliker (8:43:38 PM): ok, well that felt like a disaster. we're sorry for sucking! it's our first 4-person review!
spesliker (8:43:41 PM): next.
So there you have it. we loved your film guys. we'd have to just make shi* up to try and tear it apart. :thumbsup:
This is a 'special edition' of the AIM sessions, Assistant Director Brad Mate and 'Woman on Bench' Marie Hartsell have joined the chat from the cast and crew of JAM.
mariaperky333 has entered the chat room.
happygobo has entered the chat room.
happygobo (8:27:11 PM): where the bradster at
spesliker (8:27:22 PM): he's comin
mariaperky333 (8:27:35 PM): being lame as usual...
happygobo (8:27:45 PM): ha
happygobo (8:28:16 PM): well before we start I just wanna shoutout to M. Harris, the director slash whatever of the movie we're about to watch
happygobo (8:28:22 PM): I love this movie Mark
spesliker (8:28:22 PM): ok
spesliker (8:28:33 PM): (ass kisser)
happygobo (8:29:08 PM): mebbe he don't like me so much after this tho.
spesliker (8:29:29 PM): i gotta live up to being the new kholi ... that's a lot of hate.
TheBrad84 has entered the chat room.
spesliker (8:29:54 PM): HEY!!! bradley
happygobo (8:29:58 PM): it's cool
mariaperky333 (8:29:58 PM): about time...always on the sloooow side
TheBrad84 (8:30:00 PM): hola
spesliker (8:30:03 PM): alright
happygobo (8:30:04 PM): with our powers combined
spesliker (8:30:16 PM): everybody got their rings?
happygobo (8:30:25 PM): EARTH
mariaperky333 (8:30:25 PM): what are rings?
spesliker (8:30:34 PM): marie doesn't get it
spesliker (8:30:39 PM): NEXT SONG
TheBrad84 (8:30:40 PM): lol
spesliker (8:30:44 PM): ok
spesliker (8:30:46 PM): RPDM
mariaperky333 (8:30:49 PM): OH! can i be water?
spesliker (8:30:57 PM): everybody up and ready?
happygobo (8:30:58 PM): lawls totally
happygobo (8:31:01 PM): ready
spesliker (8:31:22 PM): brad .... ready? ...
TheBrad84 (8:31:33 PM): yea sorry
spesliker (8:31:36 PM): i know you have to go through like 8 security windows on vista
TheBrad84 (8:31:54 PM): just finished giving my blood sample. i think im approved to wathc the video now
spesliker (8:32:00 PM): nice
spesliker (8:32:03 PM): ready?
TheBrad84 (8:32:06 PM): sure
spesliker (8:32:08 PM): 3
spesliker (8:32:10 PM): 2
spesliker (8:32:11 PM): 1
spesliker (8:32:13 PM): go
happygobo (8:32:32 PM): awesome lets do some drugs.
spesliker (8:32:38 PM): the start of that feels like a futuristc sales thing
spesliker (8:32:43 PM): like "the island"
TheBrad84 (8:32:58 PM): i like the "garden state" we're on drugs thing they are doing here
mariaperky333 (8:33:05 PM): i was just thinking that
spesliker (8:33:07 PM): she's licking his chin ... apparently these drugs make you lick chins.
happygobo (8:33:45 PM): weird shot, cross line?
spesliker (8:33:46 PM): maybe, i'm not even on drugs and i'm freaking out right now.
TheBrad84 (8:33:52 PM): settle down tweek.
spesliker (8:33:55 PM): BADASS GUN
mariaperky333 (8:33:58 PM): yeah...
happygobo (8:34:10 PM): it's a pistol shotgun, ha
spesliker (8:34:12 PM): i almost can't believe that's the same chick
spesliker (8:34:34 PM): is that blood on the wrong side?
happygobo (8:34:55 PM): is he dead?
happygobo (8:35:02 PM): can life go on without his face?
spesliker (8:35:16 PM): your f-ing kidding right?
happygobo (8:35:19 PM): maybe.
spesliker (8:35:35 PM): she's got like a week to figure it out tho.
TheBrad84 (8:35:52 PM): how'd this weird old dude get into this hipster party
happygobo (8:36:09 PM): he had to throw it mebbe
spesliker (8:36:18 PM): "f*ckin said no" felt a littel forced out.
happygobo (8:36:27 PM): that's a novel delivery method I must say
spesliker (8:36:30 PM): she obviousyl found him
spesliker (8:36:39 PM): everybody ready
spesliker (8:36:51 PM): BOOBIE!
TheBrad84 (8:36:54 PM): boobs!
mariaperky333 (8:36:55 PM): ah!
happygobo (8:37:06 PM): bahama mamas indeed
TheBrad84 (8:37:07 PM): must say, better than petro lesbian boobs
spesliker (8:37:27 PM): oh, that's old school like the old school brad, can we call it best boobs of dvxuser fest? (at least full frontal)
TheBrad84 (8:37:32 PM): i believe so
happygobo (8:37:36 PM): they can put that on their sig
TheBrad84 (8:37:45 PM): err, similo had sweet boobs
spesliker (8:37:49 PM): damn, you are right. does "use of boobage" count towards anything?
spesliker (8:37:52 PM): tie then?
happygobo (8:38:03 PM): needs more action here
spesliker (8:38:09 PM): ok ... am i the only one who wants to talk about boobs?
happygobo (8:38:11 PM): from him especially
spesliker (8:38:15 PM): i'm so engrossed by this film it's hard to comment
happygobo (8:38:23 PM): I know I feel like I've failed at funny
TheBrad84 (8:38:28 PM): yea she does seem a bit more animated than him, you'd think he'd struggle more
spesliker (8:38:33 PM): i think you failed too.
TheBrad84 (8:38:36 PM): i concur
spesliker (8:38:40 PM): marie?
spesliker (8:38:49 PM): marie died apparently
TheBrad84 (8:39:35 PM): well its hard to comment and make fun of a film that good
happygobo (8:39:36 PM): final thoughts everbahdy?
happygobo (8:40:21 PM): I dug the hell out of the editing
happygobo (8:41:12 PM): I liked all the crossers they had in the party scene where she gets her revenge
happygobo (8:41:23 PM): that let a great edit happen
TheBrad84 (8:41:37 PM): i guess my quick nitpicks would be:
TheBrad84 (8:41:38 PM): title color is a bit distracting in that ugly yellow, blood may be on wrong side of face, that one deliver that you mentioned was a bit weak, he needed to be slightly more exaggerated while being strangled
spesliker (8:42:00 PM): i'll jump on that bandwagon. your movie is awesome. Your yellow title however, blows large hairy goat sack.
happygobo (8:42:07 PM): there was a nice color change after the gunshot though
spesliker (8:43:09 PM): I give it 12.2 blue stars
spesliker (8:43:38 PM): ok, well that felt like a disaster. we're sorry for sucking! it's our first 4-person review!
spesliker (8:43:41 PM): next.
So there you have it. we loved your film guys. we'd have to just make shi* up to try and tear it apart. :thumbsup: