My Wife Has No Sense of Humor

GenJerDan

GenJerDan

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So, I'm out back with the chainsaw, cutting up a tree that's hanging against the power lines...

I finsih, then come inside...

...with my right arm pulled inside my t-shirt.

My wife SCREAMS when she sees I only have one arm.
 
One day my wife fell asleep on the couch. When she woke up, I had all the laundry folded and stacked on top of her. Do you think she appreciated all the thought and hard work that went into that? Not one thank you. Sheesh!
 
When my wife was pregnant, she asked me if she looked like she weighed 3,000 pounds. I replied, "no, only 2,000 pounds."...Big mistake.
 
What??? No Ketchup to sell the effect? Man what kind of film maker are you?!

Funny though... I sure as HELL hope I dont end up with a wifey who has no sens of humor...
 
GenJerDan said:
So, I'm out back with the chainsaw, cutting up a tree that's hanging against the power lines...
I finsih, then come inside...
...with my right arm pulled inside my t-shirt.
My wife SCREAMS when she sees I only have one arm.
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Man, if she screamed at one, think of what two might have done :laugh:
 
GenJerDan said:
So, I'm out back with the chainsaw, cutting up a tree that's hanging against the power lines...
I finsih, then come inside...
...with my right arm pulled inside my t-shirt.
My wife SCREAMS when she sees I only have one arm.
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rofl

ugafan said:
haha. now if you really want to get her, get red corn syrup and some gauze.
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hehe nice touch, lol, rofl to both........:thumbup: :grin: :laugh:
 
I sleep on the couch by choice.

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When the exorcist came out I was almost three. My dad worked nights and came home really late. The story goes that one night he comes home and sneaks around the back of the house and into my bedroom. And starts making all kinds of wicked noises from there to freak out my mom.

Er...yeah, they're divorced.
 
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