Why break-away bottles are worth every penny.

[MattinSTL]

I wasn't even going to post this stupid link... but it got good to me and I couldn't stop laughing at the utter stupidity. Enjoy:

http://www.break.com/index/breaking_bottle_over_head.html

 

[Tom Marshall]

What a 'tard...

 

[Terry_Lasater]

I realize that ball cap didn't provide any real padding against the impact, but he would've split his head open without it.

 

[Jon Starr]

This is our youth, the bread and butter of our society.

 

[mikkowilson]

I think that actually made him smarter.

- Mikko

 

[MattinSTL]

The only reason to watch that is for the first 10 seconds... the sound when it hits his head and the immediate "whoa-ooooooh" from the crowd.

 

[Cliff Wildman]

that guy will win a darwin award some day soon.

 

[gco]

The sound of that "Pop" was beautiful!

 

[HorseFilms]

Too bad he didn't try to break it with his groin.

 

[brianluce]

It woulda been REALLY funny if the bottle had shattered and the jagged glass slashed open his scalp.

 

[Simon Höfer]

The only reason to watch that is for the first 10 seconds... the sound when it hits his head and the immediate "whoa-ooooooh" from the crowd.

Well, also the slomo at the end is quite entertaining So, skip the long middle part...

 

[MattinSTL]

It woulda been REALLY funny if the bottle had shattered and the jagged glass slashed open his scalp.

At first I was horrified at the sound and I wept with pity at the human condition... I cried and cried about the futility of man to excel within the social structure of peer influence... but then I played it again and laughed so hard that milk came out of my nose.

The comedy lies directly between the hesitation from reasoning... and the speed of commitment.

 

[Baker Park]

and so....will your grandson's nose lactate at his grandson some future year or will the roles be reversed.......that is the question for the dads in the audience ;-)

 

[Sad Max]

His mistake was not letting someone else swing the bottle.

 

[Ki-Ki]

 

[ugafan]

on a related note, it's also important to use a prop knife when stabbing someone.

 

[Sad Max]

Sure, but then you have to deal with the added expense of stop plates and blood packs, which never really look *real*...

 

[Ming]

God bless the internetz

 

[J.R. Hudson]

He must be the slower one in the family.

 

[Terry_Lasater]

If not before, certainly now.