FAT MONSTER FILMS presents "O2" ... Every. Breath. Counts.

Ok Mark ... I put a banner (albeit not as fancy as yours) in my sig and put a poster (albeit not as fancy as yours) in my thread ... per your words:

Mark Johnson said:
I am stoked about this but will be off my feed until you get a damn poster and banner going. Come on!
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... you can now put my thread on your feed :) ... actually mine will be pretty slow moving for a while, so whatever check it, don't check it .. either way ... you'll be more inspired to review it once I take first place in Time Fest!!!! :grin:
 
PaPa said:
im serious, how do you put this together soo freaking quickly.
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I don't think there's anything magic about it. Lord knows it isn't the quality of work that usually plops out at the end of the thread's gestation period (most will agree that this last entry was the first one to really impress anyone - mainly because we never have put enough time into making a damn movie).

It all started when Ted and I joined forces to make the film Threading The Needle for Drama Fest. We got Blaine and Tim involved then added TommyInLA and Bullis to the mix so that most of the same faces were involved then. That thread ended up with over 62,000 posts. My guess is that people have come to expect the kind of sophomoric humor, photoshop hi-jinks, hot babe pix and hot gossip that typified the TTN thread. Ever since we became FatMonster we aim to please our admittedly politically incorrect comrades here on DVXUSER.

Now that Ted's back on the forum and the usual suspects are pretty much back in form, if you see a FatMonster thread you can at least count on either being entertained or offended -- both preferable to boredom, hopefully.

Having said all of that, we do take this craft seriously (even when we DON'T have the time to devote to it). In fact, since this last fest, we have made a commitment to put in the hard work AND time. We admit up front that we finally learned to appreciate why Jack Daniel Stanley always consistently makes such good films -- its like that old E.F. Hutton commercial. He does it the old fashioned way -- hard work.

So, although we will almost certainly ALWAYS be putting up our dumb photoshop comic strips and probably having a few of our pictures censored by the mods, we also will try to occasionally share with everyone here what we're learning about making films. In the end, we hope that becomes the real reason people follow our threads and our work. We are the first to admit that we are humbled by all the great talent here and we want to give back some of what we've taken from this wonderful community.
 
looks like tons of fun. I would love to enter a fest, but there aren't many dvxusers here in montreal.
 
Hey, we're EXTREMELY pleased to announce that DREW OTT has decoded the TITLE and has been admitted to the ultra secret web page.
 
DJ Lewis said:
Secret web page? What?!?!
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We maintain an ultra secret private web page, the address of which is given only to those members who successfully decipher our TimeFest title.

To decipher it you can either 1) look up one of many sites that discuss "substitution ciphers" such as http://www.trincoll.edu/depts/cpsc/cryptography/substitution.html ... 2) find the font we used for the title. Hint: its a freebie available on a site that specializes in comic book fonts.

Good Luck!
 
Yo Ted! Hope you hang here often. We're probably going to get "the shirt" out pretty soon but you'll get a pass. Also hope you can make a trip to the left coast too.
 
Thanks Man! Yeah, I need a trip to CA. If for any reason to GET AWAY FROM THIS SNOW!!!!

It is snowing again here. Third time this week. I believe that we are within 10 inches of breaking the record. Seriously.

As for the shirt... those days have been immortalized for me on the TTN thread. I don't think it will ever be the same (but I will keep tabs on the action just incase! :grin: )
 
Another Winner

Another Winner

We are excited and delighted to announce that

n8ture

has succesffully decoded our TIME FEST TITLE. He has been given his link to the uber secret web page and all the goodness appurtenant thereto!!!
 
I almost wish I hadn't deciphered the title because now my weekend is shot since I'll be spending it all on the uber secret web page.

Fat Monster Films will most likely be named in a civil suit after my wife divorces me for spending so much time on the secret web page.

My God people, when you said there was stuff there that couldn't be posted on DVXUser, sheesh I thought it was all BS. Was I ever wrong!

I was thinking about entering my own film in Timefest but Mark and gang has basically ****ed that idea by giving me access to the uber super secret page.
You ba$tards don't play fair at all!!!!
 
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Hold on, I've got it:

"Old hmmhmm Bastards Something?"

Am I on the right track?

If not, does it have anything to do with Michael Bolton?

I really want to see your special page...
 
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