A really crooked/scam email

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I received an email talking about job opportunities and was directed to this link:

http://www.slk-profit.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=9

This is either legitimately crooked, or just a flat out scam. Either way, take a look around the rest of that message board. It's kinda interesting to see what these people are doing. Has anyone else seen this crap?
 
"profit" in the URL was the first clue it's a scam. :)


But heck! I'll give anyone a chance. Bank account and credit card number have been sent. They didn't ask for the credit card, but if you're going to get taken might as well get taken for A LOT!
 
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yup. i agree pk.

bank account, credit card, AND my social security number already sent.

And, just in case they want to come and murder me and my family, i sent them my address too.
 
I went ahead and withdrew all my cash accounts, packaged up the bills and just sent them off proriy overnight.

No reason they should have to go to the trouble of setting up an online transfer.
:)
 
rlm7189 said:
bank account, credit card, AND my social security number already sent.

And, just in case they want to come and murder me and my family, i sent them my address too.
Click to expand...

Yep, I've done all those things and then kicked myself in the nuts... you know, just for good measure.
 
Ok, I just sent a second e-mail to slk-profit with my social security number, addresses to all loved ones, and a video of me kicking myself in the groin.

As a way to make sure I won't be out-taken by any other DVXuser, I provided a copy of my passport, Columbia House Membership Info, and IDs/Passwords to all the websites I'm a member of, including this one. To seal the deal, I also took many photos of myself in compromising positions which are sure to hurt any future relationships (or political career) I might have.
 
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I like the way the pitch opens with an invitation to commit a felony.

PK, can I have a copy of your groin-kick video? I'm a collector...
 
I'm trying to figure out how to send my mother, wife, and children, but there's all these pesky laws protecting them. What to do. I did manage to get the all my cash liquidated and the deed to my house ready to go though. Oh and I just went ahead and chopped off my testicles and boxed them up, that way they get their DNA sample at the same time.
 
I'm writing this from a bathtub full of ice. I just extracted both kidneys and have sent the proceeds to these fine folks. Don't worry about me, the coffee filters should filter my blood fairly well.
 
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