Movies You Would Rather Vomit On Than Watch Twice

Sad Max said:
American Psycho II. I mean, I'm kind of ashamed to admit I watched the first fifteen minutes, but it was just because it's Jackie from "That Seventies Show" doing this endless voice-over monologue (yeah, with *her* voice) and it just goes on...and on...and on...and my wife and I are looking at each other like, oh my God, she's STILL talking...!
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That was my immediate impression of "Magnolia." I mean, the opening montage goes on for what, 45-50 minutes? With Aimee Mann screeching through that awful cover of "One Is The Loneliest Number" which drowns out the dialog? Yick. Awful.
 
The Pianist - quote "He can't go on like this!" directed towards Adrien Brody while he's in a furnished apartment overlooking the suffering people in the ghetto.

The Hours - a brilliant movie - yet the first ever movie made strictly for women. I'd rather vomit on myself then watch this again.

Notting Hill "."

Bonfire of the Vanities - an absolute abomination of the greatest book of my time.

Galactic Gigolo - I loved it, but I'd rather vomit on it then watch it again.
 
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I don't know why everyone hates Magnolia so much. Sure, it's very long and kind of convoluted, but a bad movie to be vomited on? Far from it, at least not in my humble opinion (obviously).
 
"Crank" has got to be one of the worst things ever to be dealt upon our fragile little globe.

This movie is just awful - I can't even bring myself to waste the time typing about it further.
 
fevercity said:
"Crank" has got to be one of the worst things ever to be dealt upon our fragile little globe.

This movie is just awful - I can't even bring myself to waste the time typing about it further.
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The Transporter 2 was worse, but Crank still sucked.

Spiderman 3 had me wrenching venomous chuncks, and the visual effects were worse than Darkman. I actually liked Darkman though.
 
David Jimerson said:
That was my immediate impression of "Magnolia." I mean, the opening montage goes on for what, 45-50 minutes? With Aimee Mann screeching through that awful cover of "One Is The Loneliest Number" which drowns out the dialog? Yick. Awful.
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I thought the opposite. Aimee Mann's score made the film plus the opening sequence was great.
 
Pen Cap Chew said:
Blasphemy lol.




"We Were Soldiers" -- best 'Nam Film Ever?!? O-kayeeee ...

You really should see these films:

Apocalypse Now
The Deer Hunter
Full Metal Jacket
Platoon
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I'm glad someone said it. Those four (and maybe Hamburger Hill although it's nowhere near the others) blow the aforementioned "We were soldiers" away: It bordered on ridiculous at times, like the scene where Mel and his sergeant guy are just shooting vietnamese soldiers one after another, after they decide to run blindly into range as Mel and friend demonstrate their shooting prowess.....it could be remade as a spoof pretty easily.
 
'Salem's Lot (any version, they all suck little rocks)

The Triplets of Belleville (really, guys, just making a cutsey incomprehensible mess, does not mean you're creating "art." Even if you happen to be French).

Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Episode II: Attack of the Clones and Episode III: The Revenge of the Sith (without people like Campbell and Brackett to hold his hand, Lucas is worse than a hack, no matter how much money he makes).

Episodes IV and VI, after Lucas decided to screw with them. Jedi just went from bad to worse. Although somehow, while the revisions to Empire didn't improve it, they didn't hurt it, either.


Oceans 12 Another two hours of my life, that I will never get back.

There's more but I am starting to feel depressed...
 
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