A letter to all who weren't part of HORRORFEST

vidled

vidled

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Welcome Dear Jane,
this letter is Untitled.
The wedding preparations had Halfway Rekindled Catherine's Commitment that she was Seeing a Glimpse Into the Darkness,
although not quite Sunshine. At the time her Waiting Kindred Sneak a Bloody Mary at apartment 5B, 334 Lost lake Drive, Maliboo, CA,
where the Girl Next Door's Lost Brother was very Mécontentement because he had Urine Trouble after drinking Brown Waters.
Even so, the wedding was on. But the Morning After the Bride felt so Betrayed after having the Awakening from REM that she Developed
Memories of Things That Go Bump. The Consequence was that she drove her groom and Fifth Horseman, Buffalo Sampson, to the Lakeside
wedding rehearsal at Gorsehill Farm.

Just as they arrived she was Stricken by a Cursed Crucifix with some kind of Draco engravings and which was said to have the Devil Inside.
Her fiance started to smile, but she quickly said: "Thou Shalt Not Put On a Happy Face!" He immediately wiped the grin off his face as he knew
Love Is The Most Deceptive Feeling. If there were a Crawl Space he would have hidden under it right then!
But a Killer Sound - a Sound From Beyond if you will - in his head simple said: "Death, this is your Captain Speaking,
there is no Cure For Writer's Block #9, so you better quit cigarettes right now or die from Second Hand Smoking." He quite and threw
his Hellbore cigarettes in a nearby Pit. She was pleased as she knew right then he wasn't Dead Inside after all.

It took some Guts, but they proceeded with the wedding rehearsal, and when the wedding finally came about everyone showed up. There
was no Broken Circle in this family: it was like a complete family Reunion. Even Project 47 Runway model and Dreamcom president Mary Mercer
showed up. She was so well known she wasn't even asked for ID at the Door Between the Black Angel security staff and the wedding gathering.
Vows were exchanged and everyone was looking forward to the wedding reception where a good helping of Meat was served.

It was a great event, and a real shame you couldn't be there in the Flesh!

Cheers.
 
What a clever clever post, vidled. I couldn't have ended my night better. DVXuser fests are officially one of my favorite things in this world.

Thanks, vidled, for rocking everyone's world. LET'S GO MAKE SOME MOVIES!!!
-Kyle S.
 
Someone on here who is one hell of a graphics artist (who is nearly ANYONE on here!) needs to turn this into a poster and make a printable .pdf -- i guarantee you people will want to save this! I know I do!!
 
Very cool! Can't imagine how much time it took for you to do that ... extremely thoughtful & thanks for getting everyone in there! :beer: I don't think I could come up with something as creative as that if I'd had a month to do it!
 
Marius, two things, first, you have way too much time on your hands and
second, write my next script.
 
thekyleman71 said:
...needs to turn this into a poster and make a printable .pdf -- i guarantee you people will want to save this! I know I do!!
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:dankk2:

Well, I'm no graphics artist, but I made this pic quickly, if that works. Nothing fancy though.
It looks like this:
hs.jpg


Download a bigger JPG: HERE
 
vidled said:
Even Project 47 Runway model and Dreamcom president Mary Mercershowed up.
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Wow! Great job! Incredibly creative! "Project 47 Runway model and DREAMcom president . . ." PRICELESS! "Hellbore cigarettes!" Awesome!

And last, but not least . . .
vidled said:
It was a great event, and a real shame you couldn't be there in the Flesh!
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Great, great job, vidled! What a fun homage to all of the HorrorFest '06 participants! Thank you!
 
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