The Scariest Movie Ever!

tommyinla said:
The problem is, I think he's somehow mixed his embalming fluid with his bud light... :D
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I don't know how I missed this the first time around, but this was a flat-out ROFL moment! Thanks for a belly-laugh, tommyinla! :thumbsup:
 
I have arrived, Movie Master. Time to unleash the demons from their prison of virgin flesh and rotting bone. You can get back to embalming later, my sweet child of hell. Evil is here.
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
good lord help us ... now there are two of them! :grin:
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Someone must've gotten them wet.
We'll just have to try and keep them in check I guess ... but now I surely fear that we are DOOOMED

DOOOOOOMED I TELL YOU :eek:
 
One soul to devour with rabid hate,
One mortal to feed the devil's mate,
The seeds bear bloody maggot fruit;
Conceived by dripping, phallic root--
And with a corpse's eyes I see
The apocolypse that comes for thee--
No one shall survive the twisted fate
Of the darkest evil incarnate.

Movie Master, I feel the pain the skewers your thirsty heart. Those who scoff and laugh will soon know what it is like to beg for their soul's mercy.
 
uhm ... I can't make fun of that actually ... and none of the phrases turn up anything in Google ... so uhm ...

SWEET!
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Yaaaaaawwwwnnnn. Wake me when this guy's trailer is over. I am tired of it.

Movie Master, next time you enter a festival with such a short list of truly interesting material to offer as "bait..." wait until the second week before the festival to start your lure!!! You'll have more of an impact.

When you opened this whole Scariest Movie and Gates of Terror biz, you really made a big splash and got everyone excited and talking (I believe). However, since that time, your repetore has grown stale.

I am really only trying to offer sincere criticism. Seriously, your initial entrance was great. It started a buzz. But your timing is off. You missed your cue.

For what ever it is worth.
 
The darkness, wet--
Black pudding of decaying flesh--
Digests the souls of those
Who don't find sanctuary
In the lies of men, hidden;
Broken backs shackled black
As molten fear burns the naked
Skin off their brittle bones--
The demons lick the spittled spite
And wounds of those unhealed.

Movie Master, we await the dark one's arrival. Send out the devil's horde to bring fear to these sleeping sons.
 
The demon seed drips down your throat
And spawns the wretched evil's gulp;
Sucking down the human chum
And choking on the rotting blood--
If aware, you are, so 'fraid of sleep,
Why the darkest company keep?

Movie Master, I am with you. Confused you are between immitation and loyalty. So sleep well, dark son, and unleash the demons when the time comes. I will always be waiting.
 
I think he must be haunting my computer. You know, with Halloween fast approaching and the tainting and all. I have to remember to put my computer on "standby" when I go take a leak. I don't think lost souls have the capability to hit CTRL+ALT+DEL, as they have no hands.


John G.
 
John_Hudson said:
Cinealma ?

Why is MASTER OF MOVIES registered at the same I.P. Address as you ?
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THAT IS THE IP ADDRESS OF HELL, subnet 7th circle! SOON, WE WILL ALL BE ON THE NETWORK OF SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
No, no. I was just having a little fun with the thread as Master of Movies. I guess I got a little TOO tainted. No, Movie Master is very real. He sent me, well, Master of Movies, an email asking me WTF?

I didn't want to steal his "thunder", so I kept it all on this general thread.

But. if you guys like the dark poetry stuff, I'll still post it. Maybe we should start a HorrorFest poetry thread and I'll leave the red M&M alone. :thumbsup:


John G.
 
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