Jarreds monkey flees and kills one, injuruing many

OregonDank said:
"That chimps can be homicidal should not be surprising. Biologically, they are the closest animals to humans, sharing more than 98 percent of the same DNA with our far more deadly species."

the writing is on the wall...
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Actually its closer to 94%-95% [1]

But these figures are not really helpful:

50% similarity between man and the banana
75% similarity between human and nematode worm

Anhar

[1] “Yawning gap divides monkeys and us”, New Scientist, 15 March 2003, p. 26
 
PJC, that was the biggest LOL I've had on this board since... well, heck, I can't remember when I laughed that loud. "Always Nasty"... :thumbsup:
 
Wake up people! Those monkeys were just pawns. Puppets in a bigger scheme of world domination. The real alpha male, pulling the strings, was none other than our old friend....

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Barry_Green said:
PJC, that was the biggest LOL I've had on this board since... well, heck, I can't remember when I laughed that loud. "Always Nasty"... :thumbsup:
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:evil: I put that in the monkey pic, but it's too small to see.

man that kicks ass. we gotta make that into a shirt.
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Heck yeah. But with a warning: DVXuser does not approve the use of toxic substances.:beer:
 
ha ha ha

i just found this photo i took along the same trip. It all makes sense now.

someone's gotta be on monkey watch.
 

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I like how he has the back up giant shades ready to go in his pocket

hmmm... or maybe they are for viewing different realities ... or NON realities ...
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OregonDank said:
"That chimps can be homicidal should not be surprising. Biologically, they are the closest animals to humans, sharing more than 98 percent of the same DNA with our far more deadly species."

the writing is on the wall...
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damn next thing you know they will be writing on the wall an signing
 
PK Gillock said:
Wake up people! Those monkeys were just pawns. Puppets in a bigger scheme of world domination. The real alpha male, pulling the strings, was none other than our old friend....

monkeyglasses.jpg
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the corporate moguls(monkey;money key) he got picked on all his life,the girls made fun of him, and now he's running the tribe! it's time he got his, pulling the strings to the warring factions. while they kill off the rivals he takes off with the women, vengence is min(d) sayeth the nerd!
 
Jarred Land said:
ha ha ha

i just found this photo i took along the same trip. It all makes sense now.

someone's gotta be on monkey watch.
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that's RUE PAUL before he/she came to america, they kicked him out "i'll go to america they'll understand"
 
Anhar Miah said:
Thats just creepy, you can just see that [monkey] plotting....
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Naah... Jarred would never do that.



- Mikko ... please don't ban me. (Though it would be ironic)
 
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"The victim, St. James Davis, and his wife had gone to visit Moe, the chimp they had taught to wear clothes, take showers, use the toilet and watch television, the Los Angeles Times reported. Moe had been banished to the sanctuary after he bit a woman."


Who the hell teaches a monkey to take showers and use the toilet? It's an animal dumb**s.
 
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